The Joke Thief

I don't like hearing aids. Especially when I'm at the doctor feeling running down.

The Joke Thief How can one steal a joke? They belong to the universe.

My dyslexic catholic friend is dating a Jewish woman and he read about the tradition of lighting the menorah for Hanukkah and wanted to celebrate. Unfortunately for her he read minora. She’s in the ER.

My friend told me the best way to get girls is a chloroform rag. He’s in prison.