Meta Felon

Jonah Hill to everyone on Instagram…

You think you understand Cajun perfectly until two Cajuns be talking to each other

FB dating be cool but how I'm supposed to stalk their profile if you hide it??

I'm finna just go do fall activities by myself cause y'all playin

No one told me having hoes involves little s*x and even more stress than without how I return these mfers

No one flirts better than a girl with no intention to ever hangout

Real love hides in the scary alt chicks

Girls fw cats so heavy so they ain't alone in being distant and bipolar

Fellas if you ain't been with a m**f you ain't had s*x yet

Everyone has gotten head ina white Nissan fr

Love me a toxic hoe like show up at my job with a knife so I know you fr 😩

Being big ain't always fun fellas I ain't ever allowed to go balls deep always get told it's too much 😔

If you think I'ma chase you then think again, and again and again cause I be indecisive asf

I moved a pillow at this girl crib and a earwig was under it I knew I had to dip cause even the roaches ain't fu**in wit yo place smh 🤦

I love me a lil single mom they ass be just a lil fatter 😏

I nut early so I cleaned them lil dooky stains when I peed, don't never say I ain't did nothing for you fr

This hoe house so dirty everytime she ask what I'm doing I say cleaning just to put it in her head 🤦

I hate when someone come over to my house an they don't understand what I mean when I say "whatchu finna get into?" 😒😒

You ever go a females house and it's a absolute wreck? You leave or just scoot them pizza boxes off the bed? 👀

Taking shot for shot wit myself and this mfer can drink 😰