Marty Mcmeme
suck ya mudda
I hate v**e smokers, why are you blowing sweet BBQ baby back rib in my face 😭
cindy the tvs leaking
“you have nice eyes” thanks your kids can have them too
Put my meat in her mouth to introduce myself
Call that a meat and greet
If you don’t like cheesecake f**k off
UK weather is more unstable than I am
“yOu’Re gEtTiNg ChUbBy” well sorry I chose food over cocaíne karen
Arguing with me is pointless I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago
i hate my own attitude sometimes like wtf u mad about now
At this point I’m sure I’ll meet an alien before I meet the love of my life.
if you cant dial 999 with 8 stab wounds i suggest you flirt with your own man.
Me eating:
My white tshirt: let me try some
Every time your mate has a line he goes missing
Calls himself hadaLine mcCann
i accidentally screenshot my wallpaper atleast 4x a day
“Are you single” bro I’m traumatized leave me alone
17/07/2023
Toxic relationships be crazy
Like why tf you telling me to die at 7am
“Did you eat today?”
Uhhh I had a redbull and hit my v**e a couple times, so yea
being so delusional that you actually end up manifesting it
My stay at home game strong af
sorry if I’ve been acting crazy i’ve been listening to the same song for three days
sorry for freaking out earlier man, didn’t realize everything would be okay
Sweating harder than my ex trying to tell the truth...
I see the red flags I’m just dumb
Sorry I ghosted you for three months lol my phone died. wyd tonight tho.
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