maximumbobsstockyardskinners

Uh Oh. New lyrics that are coming from my soul, new melody, badass song parts, great flow... Boom.

I'm BACK, BABY!!
(We, Stockyard Skinners are back)

I REALLY MISS being on stage... I am going to definitely do something about it.

A celebration of love, Maximum Bob's Romance Series gets to the heart of those fairytale moments we all cherish. Or is it Fairy Tail? But seriously, Just The Tip? I promise...

It's all Rainbows and Unicorns when you have a nice mug of Maximum Bob's Beans coffee in your hands... But if your belly starts to rumble it might be time to get on the throne because you are about to Grow A Second Horn, but Upside Down!!

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Was that? Uh Oh... Sometimes you just aren't sure, right? Especially after too much MBB's coffee. Push a little or way too much? If it comes out warmer than normal, you probably hit paydirt. You sharted. Thank goodness for that secondary coffee filter you got in your pants. This mug probably won't help with clean-up, but at least you can blame us. Lil' Sharty has your back!!

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite body bag... have two bodies? Well get two. Deli Creeps cover to cover up the evidence. In black. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes you want to embrace it over and over again. Just like a gunnysack goodie.

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)). I know, you suck at math too?

The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. Like blood rituals and Parent/Teacher conferences. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's more comfortable than a duct tape noose!!

Made in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable ways and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. That's like plastic wrap for a co**se, but better!

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations. (This knife that I have? Maximizes skin irritations.)

This was a fun time!!

Spongiform friend is here to play...

Spongiform (Official Audio) Maximum Bob's Stockyard Skinners - SpongiformNew MBSS cuts are available on our Bandcamp:https://maximumbob1.bandcamp.com/track/spongiformlyrics Grind it dow...

"I Remember The Gatherings..."

Meals Delivered...

The purpose of thought was to let our thoughts die instead of us...

-Whitehead

I am going to put all of the stuff I have from my Deli Creeps days up on EBay soon. Stay tuned...

These dudes kick ass...