Living in Dexter's World
Just a non-dog lover who's been chosen by a Labrador to be his person.
This is how we roll on a rainy Saturday morning.
Does anyone else's dog wallow so much on the couch that the cushions get eaten by the couch? Drives me nuts!!
But as you well know I just live in Dexter's World 🖤
You know its a good Saturday morning nap (8:30 am) in front of the heater when your cheeks are so relaxed you show off all your little crooked teeth! 🥰
Apparently Jolly Balls are a must have now for a car ride to go pick up deer meat. 🤷♀️
I have never seen Dexter pull on a tag like this. Please dont look closely at his toy. I know its nasty and needs washing. Its less than 24 hrs old and it was played with at the Big Doe contest yesterday and it appears he loves it!
Yall life is good! I made a new friend and my person bought me a new jolly toy.
Set my glass of water on the floor next to the couch so i could go get a fork out of the kitchen.
Only to come back and find The Brat drinking out of my glass!🤮
Wanna know what makes Dexter nut up?
Shutting him in the bed room with Paul.
Accidently just did it and it was quite funny hearing him tap dance.
Wait I may just be his world!
Edit: this was supposed to go to my personal page but I will add to make it relatable to the Brat...it was nice to eat without him all up in my business.
Day 8 on plan: todays lean and green timing is intentional today. Normally its at supper but tonight is our CS|kids fall festival. Hot dogs, buttery popcorn and sodas are NOT on plan so I grabbed a can of green beans from home so I wouldnt have to measure my veggies. Went to the grocery store 2 blocks from work. Grabbed some stir fry steak that looked lean and when I split the pack would give me my protein needed for the day. I didnt bring my scales to work.
So fuelings the rest of the day which will be PERFECT because I can use grab and go fuelings during setting up, managing and tearing down the fall festival.
yall this chick cant throw! She has had me for over a year now but my toys STILL end up in the trees. Will someone give her lessons or come cut the trees down in the yard? PLEASE!
I roll over this morning to see Dexter sitting on the bed looking at me. I tell him to get down...The Brat just LAYS DOWN!
Its killing him not to go play with the 3 doggies across the street!
This is how it feels EVERY SINGLE TIME i walk into my house! I am Dexter's person.
When your person hasnt been home for two days you just wanna lay in her lap to fall asleep when she finally comes home.
Apparently we have had Living in Dexter's World for a whole year! 🤗🎉 what started out as kinda a joke to entertain family and friends with my life as a non dog lover who got a dog for my son and then the dog chooses me of all people as his person. Here is to year 2 of sharing my life with The Brat with you.
Dex isnt a fan of getting rid of his fur-fetti. I on the other hand cant wait to get rid of it.
I think i am in his afternoon nap spot! Nothing like 80 lbs of dead weight laying on you.
Happy birthday to the best mama a dog could ask for. You can't hide your love for me, especially after you created this page for us. I can't wait to see what toy you buy me for your birthday. Love you mama.
Get a dog THEY said....it will be fun THEY said
THEY did not just get themselves and their couch puked on!
He may not have gotten to retrieve any birds but he met some other dogs and had a blast just being in the dove field and getting all kinds of attention.
Paul and The Brat had a fun morning in the dove field.
Not sure who is more excited about tomorrows dove shoot. Dexter, Paul or Ian. But one thing I do know is Dexter better not counter graze my 3 Mama Jean cakes before he leaves for the dove field in the morning. I will have 30ish unhappy hunters on my hands if he does.
He is so tired of TS Idalia. He wont go out to p*e because he doesnt like the rain. Such a high maintenance brat!
Happy National Dog Day to the one who...
•has no clue what personal space means
•thinks he is a lap dog at 80 lbs
•can get in the bed without us realizing it
•think he is my dog
•thinks i love his hot breath blown in my face
•hates the rain, baths and having water sprayed on him
•loves the river and mud puddles
•huffs and puffs when ignored
•can send me to the chiropractor in 2 seconds if he is on a leash
It has been so long since she took me to The Tractor Supply for that "B" word. I thought I was just going for a ride. Shoulda known when she put my harness on that wasnt the case. AND The Tractor Supply lady didnt even give me a treat! They always give me a treat. I tried to tell her by attempting to walk behind the counter and then I put my front paws on the counter too. But I did get lots of pets from mamas chiropractor and his finance, some random guy who said I was handsome and a kid who questioned why i was wet. I still want my treat!
Im not sure what has his attention but whatever it is it better be glad there is a window between it and him!
Im not a happy camper today. She took me to this place where they stuck 2 things my butt and i got pricked at least twice with something. Dont worry! I didnt make it easy on them....notice all the black confetti on the floor.🤣
And then they told her i broke a tooth at some point and it has to be pulled. Im still eating! Its not slowing me down! I do not think my tooth has to be pulled!!
Just passively telling me while laying his head on my lap as he occassionally huffs and beats his tail on the couch telling me "hey i am still here! You havent petted me in the last 10 minutes. I saw you looking at me but seriously thats not the same a petting me. You gotta step up your game!"
So here Dexter is looking all innocent after jumping on the dryer table and shaking so hard to get the water off and making the table shake the Tractor Supply employees in the room behind us asked if we were ok.
Yep we are! Tractor Supply employees in Claxton are awesome!
Get a dog THEY said
It will be fun THEY said
Where are THEY when I am dealing with a lab shedding for the summer?