Daily Aussie Words

Been a while since I said some words eh

"snag"
Take if it what you will

Feel like pure s**t just want my copy of avagoyamugs

This arvy think I might swing by the servo pick up some durries, then stop by the bottleo, pick up a carton, chuck some snags on the barbie and sink a few tinnies.

Afternoon? You mean the arvo

Cup of tea? You mean a cuppa

Can of beer? You mean a tinnie

Petrol station? You mean a servo

Sandwich? You mean a sanga

Sausage? You mean a snag

Oregano? You mean Aw-Reh-GAAARN-Oh

Finally some fu***ng rain

Words can't hurt me, I got friends in Nerang

BOI WE MADE IT

Top of the arvy to ya

Uppa' = up her
=Get it in yer gullet

ASMR but it's Serj Tankian making strange noises

Holy s**t bois the sand goannas just took home the champs UP THA BARCY GOANNAS

The fkuc is up with Aus post

Drunk ass old blokes GET OFF ME LAWN

A landscaper has gone through a rough patch after allegedly driving a ride-on lawnmower drunk.

The gardener is accused of blowing almost five times over the legal limit and will face court today.

Tune in for the full story at 6pm

Why Australia gotta be like this I just walked onto my porch and this guy was wedged between the glass on the table like bruh I ain't never even seen a spider like this ffs

"Australians love coffee"
We really don't. You could freeze dry a pile of dirt and someone would think it's some exotic brew. It's the freeze drying that's the key. In fact, we hated coffee so much we invented the flat white. In fact, the flat white wasn't even invented. Some tosser literally fckued up their whip and some poor cnnut accepted it and then it became a national treasure. If anything, we fukicmng hate coffee. So much so we have to duck it up for it to be palatable.

If a post has 69 reactions you automatically can no longer react to that post. Its a rule.

U waNnA fiTe mE C*nUt tHaTs uNLikLeY
FinD mE
WipIn tHA blOoD ofF mY nIkES

I'm also a photographer hmu

Thank f**k the KAP

Winter isn't coming, it's here. Lucky we have the King of the North Bob Katter to protect us. Top temperatures of only 15 degrees in Townsville yesterday and today!!! Stay warm folks. How cold is it where you live?

I was going to google "African banana" but then decided maybe I shouldn't

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5. THE GROUND can be PLACED INTO POTS!!!!!!!!! If you're reading this and like me DO NOT LIVE ANYWHERE NEAR THE GROUND, YOU'LL BE SHOCKED TO KNOW THIS SECRET!! The government doesn't want you to know that you can store the GROUND itself IN PORTABLE POTS. Meaning, you can grow a LETTUCE IN A POT!!!!1!!1!1!!!1!!!

FOLLOW FOR MORE FACTS THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW

If you live in Victoria or NSW then I guarantee you do not know what "remote" actually is

QUEENSLANDER

I hate emus

"we're miles away from town!"
>35km
>I drive 120km to work everyday
>Often off-road more km on the weekends just for something to do

Is this a price of fuel thing or is this genuinely you thinking 35km away from a town is a long way. Please, I need to know. I feel like the crazy one here.

Why is buttf**k nowhere a tourist destination

Katter's held his position since 1993
Almost like he's doing something right or something idk

Get ur s**t together Specsavers

Fu***ng deadly ay

Okay so apparently saying "oi I reckon" is weird.
Where do Americans get off, srsly. Ya reckon it's weird? Ya dog.

ASMR but instead it's me telling you how the Brontosaurus doesn't exist and the Muttaburrasaurus is supreme in every way because I met the guy who discovered it and he's just an all around Chad, naming the find after the town and not himself because he's a real G.

See you space cowboy...

I wonder if Qld will f**k this election up as well 🤔 (still rather be a QUEENSLANDER tho)

Never change, Maranoa you fu***ng glorious lump of an electorate