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AFTER BRĒAK UP 😏🚶

INTERVIEW: What will you say about your Ex??.

AMERICAN GIRL:
He was the best guy I ever met, I loved him and he loved me... I know he is mīssing me and
I'm mīssing him too. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Though somethings came up and he decided to move on but we still love each other.

NIGERIA GIRL:
You mean that Idïot? That guy is a føøl. Sometimes I ask my self what made me fall for that bāstārd? God will continue to pūnish him
wherever he is. He will not see peace in his life. He will dīe in motor accīdent, After everything we shared , honestly the guy Is a føøl ,God will pūnish him for me infact he will dīe a pāinful dēath 😒
Chai 🤣🙆‍♂️

To all our big boys and girls that said Facebook is for small children.

How's life without WhatsApp for the whole of today, please tell me your experience 😌

Whø Am I To You According To Your Birth Month....🤗🤗

Be real 😉😛
Jan-..... My ex 💔
Feb-..... My baby 😻😚
Mar-..... My future partner 💏👪
Apr-..... My heartbeat 💓💛
May-..... My love 💞💘
Jun-..... My bestfriend ✌😇💖
Jul-..... My honey 😍💋💋
Aug-..... My sweetheart 😽💛💙
Sep-..... My darling 💝💞💚
Oct-...... My bestie 💜🎀💘
Nov-..... My crush 💖😘☺
Dec-.... My secret admirer 😁💟💗

😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋❣️😋❣️😋😋 Make una shock me small.

Advice on healthy diet for teenager:
* Reduce junk foods
*Avoid skipping meals
*Take varieties of foods
* Eat locally available food
*Reduce consumption of carbonated drinks
*Reduce consumption of processed foods

1. I mīstakenly opened my Instagram and quickly closed it.. then MTN sent a message, Dear Customer na Gød Save You🤔🙆

2.On my wedding day, any girl that is more beautiful than my wife will be sent out. I hāte confusiøn 🤔

3.The prøblem with African's is dat, if they say nobody should go out, everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out🤣

4.Make person Hāck Buhari Twitter, make e use am write "F**K YOU RUSSIA 🇷🇺🤣

5.Am a kind of person that put song on repeat
Until the artist be like bro mouth done dey païn me oh 😩🤣🤣

6.If you want to enjoy interesting gist in a bus just shout this Nigeria self, relax, people will take it from there🤣

7.When relationship is new☺️
Boy: baby I saw you inside keke.
Girl: Aww sweetheart I saw you more🥰🤣

8.I knw my parents don't like you😢

But I'll forever fight for u dear phone📲

9. American Police: Hey!! Freeze🙌
Nigeria Police: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hollandia🤣

Cutie 🥰, You have been ignoring me for long 🥺💔, Abi I no dey try 🥲💔

I pray God touch your heart to Add me for more interesting jokes 🙏

Still ya favorite girlie

She wakes up by 4am, gives you s*x, You sleep back, she will move straight to the kitchen. She would join morning devotion by 5:30am, start preparing kids by 6:00am, serve everybody food by 7am, take the kids to school and move to her office by 7:30am, go for school runs by 2pm. She would come back to the house by 5-6pm, start washing of clothes and cooking dinner by 6pm. Serve dinner by 7:30pm, start home work for kids by 8-9pm, Shower and meet you the husband in the room by 9:30pm, discuss with you and catch fun so that you will be in the mood for s*x. And you the husband with your big head will sleep like a king, She will get up to check on the children if they are sleeping well, off the light, Start praying for you and the family by 12am -1am.. Sleep a little and wake up again by 4am to start all over again.

It's you who bleed blood every month with severe pains and crams. Even in those pains, you still have to put things together for a normal day. The cooking, washing, etc. It's you who carry another human inside you for 9months. The inconvenience, the discomfort, the sacrifice, and carefulness. You sacrifice what makes you happy just to keep another life healthy. When it's time to deliver, your life is on the line. It's a 50/50 chance for you. You may live and you may die. But being the life-giver you are, you will choose the life of a new stranger over yours. Even the process is not favorable to you. Either the pains of childbirth or surgery. After it all, you still carry yourself up and continue life activities with bandage and pains. But what is miraculous about this all is the smile you put on your face while facing all this.

May God bless every WOMAN out there.
Uplifted.

Imagine Crossing Road With Your wife, One Ashawo Shouted "Customer Na This One You Carry Today.....🙄?"

Abeg professors in English is`t men on suit or men with suit or men in suit or men by suit or suit on men or on men by suit

You will become successful not because of your skills but by the grace of GOD.

I'm in my neighbor's house and they are about to eat, am seeing 4plates and we are 5, I wonder who is not hungry.... 🤔

My Wedding Day will be Unique, there will be Breaktime, everybody will go to there House and Eat, Then come back to Spray me Money

3 things you don't ever do

1.Beg anyone to stay in ur life
2.Beg anyone to talk to you
3.Beg anyone's attention

You be spec😎