Vibez

So After draagging line for 3hours on ATM today, E reach my turn i discovered na PVC I carry instead of ATM card😭😭

prove to me that your hands are not to heavy to type

Lord I need your help this month

Imagine crying in a burial you check and you didn't see your phone

Me: make everybody pause cry 😭 first another person wan die🤣

I dated my sis online, using another phone, she told me she need 50k that her brother is dead.
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What is the first thing you do in the morning?

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*HOW TO DIRECT SOMEBODY TO YOUR HOUSE:*

*AMERICA:*
Capitol street, Lincoln Avenue, #451; that's my house.

*ENGLAND:*
Downing street, Plot 122, Flat 8; see you soon.

*NIGERIA:*
As you're coming eh, immediately the Okada man drop you, turn to your left you will see one shop where they're doing DSTV subscription, follow the street after that shop;be coming, be coming, come dooooooooooown; when you reach the end of that street, do as if you want to turn left again; don't follow your right, bad boys use to sn**ch phone there at night; just be coming, when you reach that kiosk where that woman is selling Kunu, flash me.

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Follow page 🥺 Vibez

Can you go back to Jss 1 for
500million??

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What do you need now, True Love or Half bag of rice 😅

If you could be any animal for a day what would you pick?

If you could be anyone for a day who would it be?

so next month na Christmas
Awwwwwn 🤗
I can't wait to sing🎤
Felix na lizard 💃🤣

At a wedding, the MC announced that the food will be served in alphabetical order, abeg wetin be that your name again
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I went for police recruitment dem say make we run 200meters, i took 1st..police arrest me say i dey run like thief😂

Abeg If You See Yourself Inside Oven For Dream, Wetin E Mean? 😢

Use your birthday month
and date to create time
mine; 01:27

Imagine attending the burial of someone you were owing, and the DJ plays
"no sleep, wake up, collect your your money"
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My Neighbor Has Started Buying Xmas Chickens 🐓...Am Just Laughing 🤣 At dem😁, Chicken That Will soon Lost😎🙄🚶

The way am broke now,if my girlfriend leaves me for another guy,I swear we re going together
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