Scary Office
New reviews every Wednesday and Saturday at 8pm! Just here to share our love of Horror!
The Woods Behind the House - a short horror story by us at Scary Office!
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Pearl (2022)- 8.4/10 | https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/pearl
Another strong contender for βhorror movie of the yearβ in a truly stacked year for horror!
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Pearl (2022) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Ti West. 2022
The Black Phone - 8.15/10
This is a damn good movie, check out the rest of our review here! https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/the-black-phone
The Black Phone (2022) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Scott Derrickson. 2022
This is Ashβs boomstick. This is the start of our second season of reviews!
We have a lot of awesome reviews planned over these next few months! Hope you are as excited as we are! π
Army of Darkness - 8/10 chainsaw hands
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/army-of-darkness
Army of Darkness (1992) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Sam Raimi. 1992
Quick thoughts after watching
- This movie kicks ass. Like, seriously, the reviews so far online are pretty accurate
- The acting is great, especially by the Blake siblings (Mason Thames and Madeleine McGraw) and The Grabber (Ethan Hawke). McGraw in particular is a highlight of the film, dominating the screen every time she appears.
-They did a really good job of handling the source material. The original short story by Joe Hill is fantastic! This movie manages to live up to it and then some. Expanding on characters and adding scenes outside of the basement was absolutely the right move.
This is an easy one to recommend, because it is so damn good.
Groovy.
Sorry for the brief hiatus, but we are back for more! Check out our review for Evil Dead II today, and be ready for Army of Darkness tomorrow!
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/evil-dead-ii
Evil Dead II (1987) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Sam Raimi. 1987
Hail to the king, baby.
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/the-evil-dead
The Evil Dead (1981) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Sam Raimi. 1981
Nothing ever goes wrong in a cabin in the woods (see what I did there?)
Check out our review through the link in our bio!
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/the-cabin-in-the-woods
The Cabin in the Woods (2011) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Drew Goddard. 2011
BASTARD!! (Queue mic destruction)
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/pieces
Pieces (1982) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Juan Piquer SimΓ³n. 1982
Probably best not to take the strange babysitting gig.
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/the-house-of-the-devil
The House of the Devil (2009) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Ti West. 2009
I guess PG: Psycho Goreman isnβt the only movie to offer a warriors deathβ¦
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/the-taking-of-deborah-logan
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Adam Robitel. 2014
Youβve only got one shot (for most of the movie)
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/one-cut-of-the-dead
One Cut of the Dead (2019) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Shin'ichirΓ΄ Ueda. 2019
Just a pr***en and her bicurious destroyer of worlds!
Review can be found in our bio! Shudder
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/pg-psycho-goreman
PG: Psycho Goreman (2020) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Steven Kostanski. 2020
We have a week full of reviews for you!
Monday- PG- Psycho Goreman
Tuesday- One Shot of the Dead
Wednesday- the Taking of Deborah Logan
Thursday- The House of the Devil
Friday- Pieces
Saturday-Tigers are not Afraid
All are available to stream now on Shudder!
The perfect movie for those looking to get revenge on their boss!
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/mayhem
Mayhem (2017) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Joe Lynch. 2017
Our first animated dark fantasy!
Review is in the bio!
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/the-spine-of-night
The Spine of Night (2021) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Philip Gelatt and Morgan Galen King. 2021
Watch the meteoric rise of one of horrors greatest icons.
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/behind-the-mask-the-rise-of-leslie-vernon
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Scott Glosserman. 2006
Might want to keep the lights on for this one.
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/lights-out
Lights Out (2016) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by David F. Sandberg. 2016
This one is bad.
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/we-need-to-do-something
We Need to Do Something (2021) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Sean King O'Grady. 2021
You better be thankful!
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/into-the-dark-pilgrim
Into the Dark: Pilgrim (2019) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Marcus Dunstan. 2019
Letβs make a movie βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
Check out our review for X below!
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/x
Home renovation has never been so fun! And deadly!
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/girl-on-the-third-floor
Girl on the Third Floor (2019) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Travis Stevens. 2019
The art is the best part of this one tbh
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/the-old-ways
The Old Ways (2020) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Christopher Alender. 2020
Once you believe you die.
https://scaryoffice.com/reviews/the-apparition
The Apparition (2012) REVIEW β ON Horror Directed by Todd Lincoln. 2012