BallBlade

Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung
By the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas
Soon would be there.

The men were nestled
All snug in their beds,
While visions of shavers
Danced in their heads.

With a precise and gentle touch,
Their balls would be smooth,
No more rough and prickly hairs,
Just a clean and polished groove.

So on Christmas morning,
When they open their gifts,
They'll be overjoyed
To receive such a treat.

A shaver for their balls,
A present so neat,
They'll use it with care
And never again will they cheat.

Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a good night,
May your balls be smooth
And your Christmas delight

Delight someone this Christmas at ballblade.com

For a limited time only you can het a FREE Hair Vac worth £19.99 with every NUTS 3.0 order!

Get yours today by adding both to your basket.

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This isn't a normal razor. The NUTS 3.0 will glide through body hair wherever it may be.

Our Ball-Blade technology means it's safe on the sack and the handy LED means you won't miss a spot.

If you're quick you can save £10 in our Summer Sale 🏖️

Get yours here 👉https://smoothnuts.co/collections/all-products/products/smoothnuts-balls-body-trimmer-with-stand-3-0

This is not your average ball trimmer. The BallBlade is one of the safest ways to shave your private area. Just read some of our reviews and you'll see it does the trick

Get yours today: https://smoothnuts.co/collections/smoothnuts-electric-body-shavers/products/ballblade%E2%84%A2-4-in-1-balls-nose-trimmer

Goodbye Lockdown Balls...Hello 30% Off Sale! Get your SmoothNuts Body Trimmer today at ➡️ smoothnuts.co!

Still not sure? Check out our feature in GQ below ⤵️

Featured in GQ: https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/grooming/gallery/best-body-hair-trimmer?image=601a8f897eb39ecfd189d41e

Treat your lockdown balls. They deserve it. Get your SmoothNuts razor 👉 http://www.smoothnuts.co

🥳 We have some BIG news! We've been making nuts smooth for a while now but we're happy to say we now have SmoothTrim For Women. Get your hands on one today here >>> https://smoothnuts.co/products/strim-electric-shaver

🧘 Our plan for today - tag a friend who needs to relax, unwind and shave their body and nuts. Message us today for a promo code - offer ends tonight at midnight 🙏

Start your Thursday off right, give your body and balls a quick trim and feel fresh for the day! If you're looking for a new razor that doesn't snip the nip - ping us a message and we'll be glad to help 😃

Are you longing for SmoothNuts but you have to wait until payday? 😭😭 We accept clearpay so you can split your order into smaller, more affordable payments!

Get yours today at https://www.smoothnuts.co 🥜

Buzzing to be included in GQ's round up of the best body trimmers for 2021!

https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/grooming/gallery/best-body-hair-trimmer

Best body hair trimmers to keep things neat below the belt Not being able to date right now is no excuse for unruly body hair.

😘 The Perfect Gift This Valentines Day
👉 https://www.smoothnuts.co

The secret to a happy marriage? A mini hair vac! The product that's going viral this Black Friday!

Featured in Hello Magazine and more!

Hair Vac here 👉 https://smoothnuts.co/collections/all-products/products/smoothvac-hair-vacuum

Vac + Shaver bundle 👉https://smoothnuts.co/collections/all-products/products/smoothnuts-balls-body-shaving-package

Our SmoothNuts razor is waterproof and has blades designed to be kind to BALLS. The rounded edge and ceramic blades glide over body parts with ease meaning you can shave ANYTIME and ANYWHERE.

We've also launched our wireless SmoothVac hair vacuum, perfect for those who leave p***s or beard hair EVERYWHERE! Both products are USB chargeable and come boxed, ready to be gifted for Birthdays and Christmas 🎁

Get yours today: https://www.smoothnuts.co
Get your vacuum: https://smoothnuts.co/products/smoothvac-hair-vacuum

Pamper Your Balls, Don't Snag Your Bag! 😢
Hundreds Of Happy Customers Worldwide 🌎
Get Yours. Just £40 👉 https://smoothnuts.co/

Having a bad hair day down there? SmoothNuts is here to help 🥳

Our simple, safe to use razor is perfect for trimming your balls, body and more 🙌

It's waterproof 💦 which means you can trim while you shower! 🛁

Our ceramic blade glides through tough hair so you can see the trunk amongst the bushes 🌳

If you're not completely happy then you can return it quibble-free and get your money back 🤑

Introducing the Pro! The Pro comes with a more powerful motor which makes it ideal for head and beard shaving too - get yours today for just £50

You don't need a silly subscription to get our razor cheaper. One price, £40. If you want more blades then get them at your leisure for £8 or 2 for £10 when you buy your razor online.

Our ceramic blades make shaving safe. There's no reason why you couldn't get two and use one for your face so your chin can be as soft as your balls.

Despite the name, the razor can be used all over for all types of body hair. We regularly get positive reviews from customers who use it for their chest and armpits too.

If your bush, Gooch, body or ball hair is looking long after lockdown then take a look at SmoothNuts.com today!

Quiet, waterproof and high-quality ceramic safeblades means our razor is perfect for all body hair. Great for your balls, body and more! 💦 Get yours today for £40 with free shipping.

June's donation has been sent off to Orchid - Fighting Male Cancer. Thank you to all of our customers who have helped contribute through your purchase.

Whilst manscaping, it's incredibly important to pay close attention to your bits to ensure everything is normal - just 5 minutes a month. If you're not sure what you're supposed to be looking for then check out: orchid-cancer.org.uk

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It's Sunday! Time to prep your meals, tidy the house and mow the lawn 🏡🐛

We love seeing happy customers 👀
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Congratulations to Craig Rutherford! Message us to get your razor delivered!

We have created a code for those who entered but didn't win. The code is limited to 10 uses so be quick!

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🎉 Competition time! Win a SilkyBalls Razor worth £40. Designed for manscaping in the most sensitive of areas

👍To enter simply like this post and like our page

📢 Winner will be picked at random and announced on Saturday 20th June!

Want to know more or can't wait to win?
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Final call for entries! Keep your eyes peeled for the announcement tomorrow as there may be a few surprises 👀📢

🎉 Competition time! Win a SilkyBalls Razor worth £40. Designed for manscaping in the most sensitive of areas

👍To enter simply like this post and like our page

📢 Winner will be picked at random and announced on Saturday 20th June!

Want to know more or can't wait to win?
➡️ SmoothNuts.com

We're proud to offer one of the safest shavers around for just £40 including delivery. Every razor that is sold also means another £1 given to Orchid Cancer (orchid-cancer.org.uk) who do a great job of educating Men all over the UK on male cancer - the causes and the symptoms to look out for.