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Omg omg omg .how do they do that. Ha ha ha.
Umm. I think they are trying to get kids interested in the store brand...but it has an unfortunate name it my give them the wrong idea. Ha ha.
Got our nephew a tee shirt, he loved it!
A friend and I were stoped at a light and a woman crossed in front of us carring a doxen....
Do you know how bad I wanted to say : " Hey lady, I can see your weiner!"
Don't forget when you take a big sniff of a sweet smelling flower....
You are smelling it's S*X ORGAN! BA HA HA HA now I just made it Weird.
A man walks into a s*x shop.."I need to buy a rubber p***s for my friend "
Sales person: Any specific size ,shape or color?
Man: It does not matter its just for a joke.
Sales person: oh so it is a gag gift?
Man:I don't care where he puts it I just want to laugh at him when he opens it.
"Would iike to SUPER SIZE your meal for an extra 85 cents?.... Thank you for choosing taco bell"
Why did the Rooster cross the road ?
Cause that's where all the friken chickens are 😉
A catholic school girl and Canadian nickel in a snowbank...what do they have in common?.....
A really cold Beaver.
Looks like Is geriatric ice cube tray Just before it hits the freezer.
The earth is not flat ..like me.
It's also not round it kinda bulges in the middle..ALSO LIKE ME ...ha ha ha maybe people could be planets...hey look there is Uranus !
6 eggs in the cart cause her client did not show up but she still needs something to beat
I made a loud noise in the kitchen by accident and my wife
says:"oh my you just scared the f**k out me"
And I said "oh no! I was going to use that later"
Than we both laughed for like 2min.
"They are asking for Mike .....Mike Hawk ..has anyone seen Mike Hawk?"