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3. Innocent kid handling his breakup ... Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hun, par kya karun mummmy roj BAADAAM khila deti hai. Aur muje tumhaari YAAD fir see aa jaati hai

4. Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..

1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister, don't you have your own sister"

2. Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ? Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.

sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…
2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai

Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.
"
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

Ishq K Shkal Main Nya Mahol Tyar Ho Gya Class Techr Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gya Hai Is Baat Sa Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gya Hai Sari Class Fail Aur Papu Pass Ho Gya Hai[/b

Santa - "Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye."

Banta - Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?"Santa - "KAMINEY

Bruce Lee's
Favorites:
Vegtable= Moo-Lee
Festivl= Diwa-Lee
Actres= Sona-Lee
Music= Qawa-Lee
Film= Coo-Lee
Animl= Bil-Lee
Brain= Urs
Why?
BcozKha-Lee..!!

its just for fun
do not take serious

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