The Dingy J's
Expelled from the womb of a banshee and thrust into the world of music. A Genre O**y of sound.
The Dingy J’s will be playing this Friday at Newport Surf club From 5pm. Come down and get amongst it ! Newport Surf Life Saving Club
Come down to Robertson road tomorrow night and catch us rocking out on the street !
Come down to Bucketty's Brewing Co. In Brookvale and support us in the Battle of the Bands this Sunday !!
No one knows the true origin of his vocal talent. Locals claim he spent years of silence in a cave until even a butterfly’s wing flap was as loud to him as a foghorn. He once brought the pope to tears with a single word. A voice so angelic it can wet even the driest of ear pussies…
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The Dingy J’s are the key to living a sexy healthy life… 💀🔥 - Art by
- [ ] They say he came from the shadows with his mighty axe in hand. Like a serial killer, he murders his lead guitar solos.. even more so… word on the streets, he is the reincarnation of Ted Bundy. With just one drunken stare he can devour your soul…. A medical doctor and a priest have signed a document confirming that he himself has no soul and that the very fires of hell are kindled by his tasty guitar licks…. † 🎸🔥👹👻 †
Some say a mere strum of his guitar can tame a wild beast. His voice… as powerful as the Spartans of Thermopylae. Once Travelling across thousands of kilometres with nothing but his bare feet, the clothes on his back and sheer will power, he proved that nothing can stand in the way of him and the sweet caress of melody.
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Nothing represents the boys in blue quite like excessive force. Thanks to we can do that reputation justice. 🐷🐷🐷🔫🔫
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Now, in order to have a good boogie you gotta have a bottom……
And uh, on the bottom, babies, we got Mr. H Digity, alias Juicy J. It has been told that Juicy plucks the mere fabric of space and time when he slaps riffs. Even Satan himself is no match for the ferocity of his sweet licks. 🎸🔥🎸🔥
One day about 20 years ago a miracle happened. A baby was born with drumsticks in his hands. His childhood was spent shackled to a drum set and he was only allowed outside for exercise once a week. Luckily we managed to free him from imprisonment and once the scars from his shackles had healed we joined forces against the tyranny of evil. 🥁👼🥁👼
The Dingy J's
Breakdown and Fall - Garageland unplugged. CHUR !
Come by Mrs Robertson Wine Bar this Sunday the 20th for some live music !! We’re playing from 5-7pm. We hope to see you there ! The Dingy J's
Mark thy calendars folks ! The dingy J’s are playing on the 10th of June at Sundial Tapas Restaurant Straight across from CHA in the arcade. Hope to see you there !
Come by Sundial Tapas Restaurant Thursday the 20th for some live music ! Mark Thy Calendars ! 🗓🔥
Come down to the old manly boatshed tonight at 8pm for some live tunes !!
Our debut release recorded live at the The Factory Studios. Expelled from the womb of a banshee and thrust into the world of music this genre o**y is sure to stoke the flame of public panic. Blending together a mix of rock, folk, soul and hip-hop, The Dingy J’s create their own unique sound and style.
Our debut release recorded live at The Factory Studios. Expelled from the womb of a banshee and thrust into the world of music this genre o**y is sure to stoke the flame of public panic. Blending together a mix of rock, folk, soul and hip-hop, The Dingy J’s create their own unique sound and style.