Harambi the Artisan Chimpanzee
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I AM INEVITABLE
Never forget my brother from another ape mother 
The vaccine is the only shot I can survive.
Pray for us 🙏🏿
Harambi has been detained after rushing into the Capitol. He just wanted to reopen the Artisan but some guy with a Viking hat had other ideas.
Nobody:
Harambi: Will the vaccine be available for Chimps?
Harambi dreams of a simpler time before the monkey flu closed all of the watering holes
A stirring has awoken Harambi from his jungle slumber.
Exciting News!! 🍷🍺
3 weeks? Pfft, I've been in isolation for years.
Harambi has COVID-19 and has been quarantined. Send booze.
Tonight we are remembering the Artisan
Harambi would like to wish everyone the happiest of holidays.
His one wish is to return home.
Being homeless is depressing.
Harambi has kept his ear to the jungle floor and heard rumblings that he may return home.
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Opening Hours
Tuesday | 07:00 - 22:00 |
Friday | 05:45 - 22:00 |