The Saucy Wench
Your main "Sauce" for gourmet hot sauces, condiments, spice mixes, drink mixers and more!!
Hear ye hear ye!!
The Saucy W***h will now be at BOOTH 337 at the Arizona Renaissance Festival π±π±
We are so excited for the upgrade, new signage coming soon and many more posts to come but for nowβ¦
HUZZAH!!
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Thank you for making 2023 so wonderful!
Now through the end of this year, use promo code THANKFUL for 15% off orders of 3+ items
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THANKFUL for this amazing new logo by π€―
In fact, now thru Xmas, promo code THANKFUL will take 15% off all online orders of 3 items or more!!
Order soon to get it by Xmas π
Hey Arizona friends--need a Saucy W***h hot sauce (or mayo, or salsa, or...) fix? We are thrilled to have a bunch of options now available on the shelves at Terror Trader in the Dark Owl Publishing section!
Always here to deliver the best flavors right to your castle!
Currently we are out of our mayo for the near future, hopefully we can our ducksβ¦erβ¦eggs in a row soon
Apologies to all and we hope to have the mayo flowing again soon
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All set up and ready to roll at the Pittsburg Renaissance Festival!!
Come get sauces with your favorite Saucy Mensches
And donβt forget, still a couple weeks for 20% off website orders with promo code BRISTOL
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So SO excited to reveal our brand new οΏΌ(to us!) booth at the Arizona Renaissance Festival ππ
Located just across from the Teatro de la Rosa, next to the big Rock/Gem shop!
And donβt forget that the promo code BRISTOL is still active on the website through September 15 for 20% off all orders!
Can't wait to share the new digs and sauce things up
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An amazing fantron made some INCREDIBLE jerky using Merry Meat Again seasoning!!
It didn't last the day, we devoured it
Now let's get some Ghost Pepper Soy Sauce in the mix....
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Our cup runneth over dear friends
Thank you so very much Colorado for an incredible season
We will return next year with even more!!
In the meantime: BRISTOL promo code gets you 20% off your order at:
www.saucywenchhotsauce.com
Valid through Sep 15th, so act fast
We'll see you online, we love you Colorado!!
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Still slinging sauce hard at:
Www.saucywenchhotsauce.com
20% Off orders with promo code BRISTOL thru Sept 12th!!
Happy opening day to Bristol! Don't forget that you can order online using the promo code Bristol for 20% off orders as long as the festival runs!
Miss you all, can't wait to see you again
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www.saucywenchhotsauce.com
Bristol! We didn't forget about you!
To celebrate our absence, how about 20% OFF ALL WEB ORDERS FOR ALL OF BRISTOL?!
Just use promo code BRISTOL at checkout, original right?
www.saucywenchhotsauce.com
Until we meet again friends!
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Sampling in Style π
The best way to enjoy our new best sellers packs! A festival exclusive
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All set up and ready to light things up at the
Come visit and get your fix!
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Friends, Bristolians and Countrymen
It is with the deepest regret and sadness we share that after 2 wonderful years of fun and growth, Saucy W***h was not accepted for this 2023 Bristol Renaissance Festival season.
To say we're disappointed would be the understatement of the year, but who are we to say where the wind blows?
The biggest of thanks to our thousands of new customers we got to meet in our short tenure, we truly hope to continue our relationship in years to come.
In the meantime, we are working on a special promotion for Bristol patrons on our website for the entire 2023 run of the festival. We'll do what we can to make sure you can still get your fix until our triumphant reunion.
Www.saucywenchhotsauce.com
Merry meat, merry part and merry meat again
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HEAR YE HEAR YE!
INNNNNNNNNNTRODUCING our newest offering: Toxic Immasculinity, our Super Hot Oil Extracts!
Chill and thrill with both Garlic Fire and Cinnamon Ice (we know, it's trippy but it's so GOOD! π₯Άπ₯΅)
Each in its own specially engraved wooden puzzle box
These are extra hot so we can't be doing samples at events yet but take it from us, they are FIRE in all the right ways
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Gifted a tiny friend for the festival day!
Of course it looks great on a bottle of Baby Dragon βοΈβ€οΈπ
A recently released, heavily redacted Contact Us form has surfaced today!
Hot sauce custody is a struggle no family or group should face
This can be prevented by going to www.saucywenchhotsauce.com
And making sure you buy 2 bottles, not just 1
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Still beaming and going strong at the π₯π₯
Come snag your favorites or let us help you find a new favorite
Always online too at www.saucywenchhotsauce.com
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We comin for ya Pittsburgh!!
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Veni Vidi... Vat de heck?!?
Y'all picked us clean at the
Thanks for an amazing season, see you all online (www.saucywenchhotsauce.com) until next season βοΈβ€οΈπ
Just in time for the Fall, we are psyched to announce our new Fall Flavor!!
Basic W***h Pumpkin Hot Sauce ππ₯
All you basic wenches best be prepared, pumpkin spice lands on the website in a week or two and then in person at the Pittsburgh Renaissance Festival!
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Don't Stop
Hot Sauce rocks
Gonna blow these taste buds up
Tonight gonna cry
When ya feel the pepper spice
Tik Tok's
On the block
But the Ren Faire never stops yo
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRD5u3U9/?k=1
Ross Childs on TikTok WE SHALL AWAY βERE BREAK OF DAY!
2 great weekends down and 7 more to go at the
Come catch our good side and try some new sauces!
Right near the climbing wall close to the bridge βοΈβ₯οΈπ
A regular was sure Gladius he brought his sausage over!
Friars Roast Beer Mustard BBQ to the rescue. Faire food doesn't know what hit it.
Spoiler alert, we did
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Sir Logan finally conquers the dreaded Death Knight!!
Celebrating the end of our second weekend at the
6 more to come βοΈβ₯οΈπ
Time to open at the Colorado Renaissance Festival this weekend!
Can't wait to introduce Saucy W***h to the highest festival we've ever been.
For real though, it's like 6000 up here
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So excited for our friend Primrose the Fairy's first book!
Head over to primrosethefairy.com/shop to get yours!
πBIG ANNOUNCEMENTπ
I couldn't possibly be more excited to announce that my first children's book "Primrose the Fairy and the Bewildering Bubble Blunder" is coming out very soon! This story is all about going on an unexpected adventure and learning about how to calm and center yourself when you're experiencing really big emotions.
You can preorder the book on my website primrosethefairy.com/shop
Every preorder also receives an exclusive Primrose the Fairy print! This preorder will only be available for a limited time and I will never be offering this print again, it is exclusive to the preorder.
You have the option to preorder just the book with the exclusive print, or you can get the bundle deal which includes the book, exclusive print, and brand new Primrose the Fairy 2023 Calendar. Enjoy $5 off the calendar when you order the bundle deal π₯° The calendar will be for sale solo on my website once I'm set up at the Colorado Renaissance Festival.
I truly hope you enjoy this story! I've been working on and dreaming of this book for years now so its hard to believe its finally happening. So much of my heart has been poured into this book so I'm hoping it will make a positive impact on those who choose to read it.
Photography by LunahZon Photography, design and dress by Durnesque Design and wings by HelloFaerie