M I N O S

Yesterday I gave my food to a beggar and today the beggar gave me a book titled "HOW TO COOK".😰

I was singing while washing my clothes then a musician friend tap me on my shoulder and he said: "I've heard your voice.. you are good...very good in washing, keep it up"!

Today I went to the toilet without my phone, there are 134 tiles in our bathroom.🥱

A boy shows his new iPhone X to a friend....

The friend is jealous and asked him: "Where did you get it?"

To that the boy replies: "I won it in a race"

The friend, intrigued asks: "Against whom?"

To that the boy replies again: "The phone's owner and two police officers....

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog 🙆‍♀️😅😂🤷‍♀️