Tree hugger miata

Erbody gangsta the meet till the miata with no liftertick shows up.

If a cuck tries to shingo my rear bumper hes got a whole different thing coming to him. This car means nothing to me and my life means less.

Yeah I'll gladly stand on my hood you think I care I literally drove into a feckin tree.

I wont stop my mission until I bin every miata into a tree.

My homies: *own skylines and love them*
Me: hehe miata go brrrrr

Dudes be like "cars are my anti depressants" or "the touge is where I really feel free" like mate get a f***n therapist.

Ehhh is ya boy lil yata! My new freestyle here we go!

Ehh ehh I ran that bitch into a tree, ehh that miata died because of me. No seriously I killed a miata and am being sent to 70 years in prison

Hitting a jump on the touge with all the speed:😃

Dont even get enough air to slap the limmy a few times:😐

There's nothing worse the railing the touge music blasting, then getting blue balled by an add.

Su***de boys just hits different on the touge.

Just remember if your driving your homies car and he takes you down a dirt quarry road and says he wants you to try something dont! Last time that happened a miata tried to eat a tree.

If your ever embarrassed about hitting a tree just remember it could've been a utility pole.

If you ever feel bad for your car just remember that ho's job is to be abused. So be like me and drive it into a fkin tree.

Your Nissan may be cool looking and have a sick history, but my Toyota has oil pressure.

Everyone gangsta till I drive their miata into a tree

Remember. Memories of ho's are temporary, but memories of binning it with the boys are forever.

Totaled front end? Ahhhh you mean tube chassis time

Gas gas gas I gotta let off the gas! Oh wat is that a tree! Dont let of the gas!!

Dont mess with donuts they'll ruin your day

Trees are fun