Tyler Vybe

™Inside Life.

A deep sorrow engulfed me just as I tried all I could to cover my pains.
Honestly I did but it was still very much obvious and with just mere looking at my face, one could detect anguish eating me deeply.

"Presh hw far na" Noble asked just as he approached me.
I quickly wiped off the little tears that clouded my eyes before it will find it's way down my cheek.
"I'm good bro. How e be na?" I replied with a voice full of pains.

"I dey oo... Bro your voice sounds like someone who has been crying. I hope all is well?" He inquired.

"Hmmm yeah. I'm okay. Don't worry about my voice and how it sounds. That's how it is today" I responded trying to comport myself before him.

He took a closely look at my face, my whole body and then said " I'm not still convince that you are ok because ever since I knw you, I haven't seen you in this state before. You that always has smile on ur face and even while you were been insulted you'll still smile".

I wanted to say something at that moment but tears couldn't allow me. I quickly wiped it off but this time, it was too fast to find it way down to my cheeks which made Noble to see my tears.

"Bro, no na... As a guy wey u be, u nor suppose dey cry. See ehn, no matter the problems wey guy man see on a daily, crying no be option bcuz men don't cry" Noble stated in Waffian tone.

I took a good look at him and then said " Men don't cry you said but the book of John 11:35 stated that Jesus wept. So do you want to tell me that I'm more stronger than Jesus Christ?.

Of course I know crying isn't an option but if you should be in my shoe, you would have done the same"

"Oh don't mind me jor. I didn't even think before saying that... So what is the problem that got you crying?" Noble asked.

"Na nw you come. U leave wetin u suppose ask con dey talk wetin u no fit explain.

Well, it all happened like this" I began narrating to him what I experienced with some of our closed friends that evening.

Back then I had a huge financial breakdown and everyone knew all about the fact that I was defrauded. I became so broke to the extent of not being able to cater for my immediate needs. I started eating once in a day to make sure I save up the little way that I can.
All I could save up was just a little penny.

"I was on my own this evening when our neighbor came to me. He asked if I don't want to go out today being Xmas and I said I'm not sure because I don't have money.

He told me that he will be taking two of our female friends out this evening and he would like me to join them. I declined at first but after much pressuring, I agreed. Thank God I have 2,500 naira with me. At least no one will be able to shame me because of anything buyable.

I followed him to the girls compound and after waiting for about 10 minutes for them to get fully prepared, we kicked off.

We trekked to the junction where we would board bikes that will convey us to the venue.

My neighbor suggested that we should enter the bike in a mixed form, that's, a boy and a girl on a bike.

I agreed but to my greatest shock, none of the two girls agreed to climb the same bike with me.

They even went as far as to say they would prefer trekking to the place than to enter the same bike with me.
I was like, What's wrong?

I took a good look at myself to make sure I'm not looking bad in my outfit. I also smelt my body to be sure if I wasn't smelling.
I didn't see or perceive any odour from my body so why are they putting up this drama?
I then swallowed deeply before I told the three of them to climb one bike so that I also will climb one alone.

The both girls quickly agreed to that, they boarded a bike and zoomed off.

After they were gone, I asked a passerby to check me out to at least tell me where I'm not okay. I really need to be sure.

He told me that I wasn't looking bad and I smelt nice too. I thank him and I decided to go back home to avoid further drama. Imagine me going over there and then they put up another drama.

I haven't gone too far from the junction before the evening breeze blew a song from a distant speaker to my hearing.
This weakened me the more.

" Hmmmm hmmm because I no get money.
Hmmmm hmmm because I no get money".......

I shook my head disappointedly. It's now obvious to me why the both girls refused to board the same bike with me.

"Abi my account balance don dey show for my forehead sef?
Who knows?
I think I really need to check myself with a mirror." I said just as I kept going back home.

Even the breeze could knw that I don't have money. Chai.... This is the height of it all." I ended my narrative.

"Oboy Those girls no try at all... But anyways, e don happen be say e don happen..
So like this now, where you dey go?" Noble asked.

"I going home straight bro" I replied him trying to move further.
"To go and weep more abi?" He asked with a concern tone.

"At least I will weep away my sorrow na" i said nonchalantly.

" No na... Come let us go over to hilltop bar na. Don't just allow those girls to ruin your evening" Noble suggested and I agreed to go with him.

When we got there, he ordered for his brand and he was served.

I was asked what drink I would like at the moment and I told them to give me captain Jack although I haven't taken any alcoholic drink before then and I don't know if I could take any but I just needed to be highed.

So after finishing like three sachets of the drink I ordered, I began feeling highed already.
Everything started teasing me and I was filled with mixed feelings. One minute I'm happy, the other minutes I will be sober.

Words started dropping from my mouth like a broken tap.

"My guy, why e be say if a girl craze, people go talk say na man use am but if na man craze the same people go talk say him put hand for bad thing?" I asked Noble.

"Na so we see am oo. To be a man get plenty disadvantages " Noble replied thinking I was asking him with my clear eyes.

"Do you know that before entering this year, I made plans to be fu***ng rich.
Now look at me.." I halted for him to respond.

Noble intensively gazed at me trying as much as possible to get my point.

"Am I fu***ng? No!!!
Am I rich? No!!!
This whole year is just a total waste bro." I lamented.

"Bro calm down oo.. bcuz since there's Life, there's still hope. So don't allow this ur present condition to discourage you from keep pushing." Noble said encouragingly.

I laughed and then said " I knw say hope still dey bro but man don too see shege. No wonder Dandizzy say if ur pocket no dey attractive you no go fit attract Eve. Imagine wetin those two Eve's do me today"

"And no forget say na when ur pocket dey attractive you go dey attract thief too. So na both the rich get problem too" Noble replied.

"I know where all these problem started from bro.
Hahaha 🤣" I laughed vigorously.

Noble was just wondering in his mind where the energy I vested on the laughter came from but he kept mute. Me sef nor know.

" Our problems started when we were born, we were 9 months old in the womb but out of the blue we had to start again from 1 month." I laughed energetically again after saying this.

It was at this junction that Noble knew that I wasn't talking from my right sense any more. I have consumed more than six sachets of captain Jack already. So he asked that we should start going home immediately.

I stood up to go and I noticed that if I don't calculate my steps I may miss it and I don't want people to know that I'm drunk. So I started walking slowly but steadily till I got home.

Noble left for his place and I went in. I locked my door the little way that I could before I dashed to bed then I drift off to slumberland.

The next morning, I woke up with a severe headache as my both eyes turned red. All my sorrows and pains started coming back like flashbacks that morning which means drinking didn't solve a bit the problem.
I briskly took paracetamol to help calm the situation.

I was planning on going to buy two cups of beans with the remaining money I have when a call came in my phone. Thank God I only spent 500 last night, so I have 2k left.

It was an unknown caller though. So I picked it up but I didn't say a word until the caller spoke.

Caller: hello!!! Am I unto Chukwuemeke Precious?

Me: Yeah.. good morning sir.

Caller: Morning... Can you quickly come over to kwale secretariat?

Me: hmmm yeah but hope there's no problem?

Caller: No problem at all. Ur name was shortlisted among other names for a small opportunity. Though it's just a small work that would last for a few years but u might earn at least 15k daily from it if only you will be committed to it.

Me: Wow... I'm coming right away then.

Caller: alright... Don't waste much time.

The call ended.

The joy I felt after that call knew no bounds. In fact, it supercedes my earlier anguish and pains.

No wonder it's said that we should not say it's over until it's over. Who could have believed I would end the year with so much joy.

You see that traffic that delays the driver, the same traffic favours the seller. So no matter wetin u dey pass through in life, no loose hope.

Thank you for reading.
Stay tuned for more stories.
I love y'all 🥰

✍️ Chukwuemeke Precious Izomor

I think there's a thing like Post Traumatic Phone Disorder ( PTPD).

You know, when you've used a bad phone for years.

A phone that almost sent you to your maker countless times.

A phone that you'd open WPS to type something and halfway into typing, it'd minimize and tell you it can no longer function because United Kingdom is mourning the Late Queen.

A phone that you'd switch off and put into your pocket and it'd turn itself on, go to your WhatsApp, send your girl's noodz to your church WhatsApp group and transfer all your money to your Ex's junior brother.

Then, when you finally get a better phone after years of gnashing of teeth, there's a kind of fear that'd step in.

Once your phone gets to 60%, you'd turn off your data and drop your phone, because you still think you're using your phone that dies at 55%.

You can't even collect movies or games from someone, because you keep thinking "This my 1 Gig RAM phone would start hanging now", meanwhile you're using a 4 Gig RAM phone now.

I don't think anything is realer than PTPD.

During my past birthdays, I do receive tons of texts and posts with no monetary gifts attached.

But my birthday this year seemed to have taken a different turn.

This message came in on my birthday, it was a screenshot with “Happy Birthday" as the caption.

“Wow! Investor just sent a proof of transfer, what a birthday!".

Before I downloaded the screenshot, I quickly ran to all my needs and mocked all of them because I'm about to shame them by the time I start splashing some birthday cash on them.

With every pride in me, now ready to detty and paint the town with some birthday cash; I downloaded the proof of transfer to see the amount. I couldn't believe what I saw. I was so flabbergasted because this should be the first time and it had to be to this extent.

Phew! It was my results from last semester. It came from my course-mate.

My needs after I downloaded my result: 👇

What a beautiful day...

Yeah ✍️

Let's see who is good at it🧏

Since *Emefiele* has been the most mentioned name in *Nigeria* in past few days, I think *OXFORD! DICTIONARY* or *AFRICAN DICTIONARY* should consider *CREATING* some spaces for him in their dictionaries.

*For example*:

*Emefiele* / *eme-fi-ele*/ *adjective: hard, difficult.*
*Verb: *Emefiele*
*Past Tense: *Emefieled*
*Present Continuous: *Emefieleing*
*Present Perfect: *Emefielize*
😂😂😂
*E.g*:.. Some girls always like to *emefielize* things.. The test was *emefielistic*.. I had a very *emefielized* week.
😂😂😂
*Emefiele*: To complicate, make things worse, unbearable.
😂😂😂
E.g:.. Please don't come and *emeficate* issues here... The only way to reduce applicants is to *emeficate* the process... How was your exam? It was *emefielic*!!
😂😂😂...

HAVE AN *EMEFIELESS* WEEKEND
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😂😂😂😂

RIP to this Nollywood legendary actor, Don Brymo😭😭

Really 😮‼️

A musical fan state that Tekno, Runtown and Mr Ezi era in 2017 was better than the current face of Nigerian entertainment including Davido, Wizkid and Rema.

🗣️;"I may act like I’m fine, but deep down I miss that Tekno - Mr Eazi - Runtown era.
It was an absolute back to back to back madness” ~ Fan Reached

Congrats to Patience Ozokwo. She wins the Industry Merit Award 2023 at . 👏🏾👏🏾

I just wanna be the best lyrics cooker.
Wizkid

Happy belated birthday 🎂 to sir Osita Iheme popularly known as Pawpaw.

Dm me after sharing this post for your price.