The Pissed Off Critic

Road Rage: Move B**** get out the way!

To quote the rap song by Ludacris, "Move B****, get out the way". I know I am not the only person driving who has thought of this famous line while stuck behind two people driving the same speed limit on the interstate. Or just riding behind that snaking line of cars that is going nowhere fast. What tears me up the most is not that they do it for a minute or even two going 90 miles an hour. It's that both are doing under the speed limit and irrevocably pi***ng everyone off behind them, therefore, inciting road rage by at least half of the drivers. Is it that hard to drive responsibly and move to the right lane if you are going to go slow?

Believe me, I am not immune from having these feelings. I have had them on many occasions. Stuck behind that snaking line of cars, thinking why can't these people just get out of the damn way if they are going to go slow. Getting angrier by the second, just wanting to play bumper cars to get them out of my way. Do I? No! But the thought has crossed my mind.

Businesses: Why can't they get their s**t together?

Don't you hate it when you go into your media platform, such as Google Maps, or Facebook, to look up a business you want to go to and see that it is open. At this point you're happy it's open and you can go do what you need to do. You get into your car and drive to the store just to find out that the business is closed. How often has this happened to you?

I find that more often than not, businesses are slack on updating their information. What pi**es me off is when you see the information has been updated within the past few weeks and is still not correct. Not only are the businesses wasting our time but our money. We drove to their store. We wasted our gas for what? To drive back home and come back later.

In a technological age, you would think that businesses who decide to have their business information on any media platform, would want to keep their information up-to-date for their customers. Sadly, that is not the case. Who cares about the consumer? If they want what we got, they will come back on our time right? Too often, this assumption by the business is correct, which speaks to the sad state of our world where we cannot even trust businesses.

I created this page as an outlet for my discontentment with anything and everything that pi**es me off about everyday things within our society! Why should we not voice what pi**es us off, isn't that what we do now after all?