Pumas kloof News

1. Some Pretty Girls Are Just Evil, They Will Fart And Look At You To The Extent You Will Start Suspecting Yourself 🤣😂

2. Imagine dating someone who cant pronounce perspicaticanonacious 😂🏃

3. Please how can I fry my chicken 🍗 peacefully without my landlord hearing the ssssh sound? I have two months rent arrears 🙄

4. I will marry u "...I will marry u ". After s*x u vanish.This is one of d reasons many men are inside fanta bottles in some village😂😂

5. *The number of people waiting for our break up my sweetheart.*
They are more than those waiting for Christ's second coming🙄😂

6. *Being ugly is not a problem but tagging me in your photo looking like we are twins.... is a murder case😂🤣

7. *They will post rich guys on their whatsapp status and be begging we the poor guys for recharge card*
Mtchhhh, they think we are stupid 😂🤣

8. All I want right now is girlfriend that wil say boo take dis money, manage it , I will bring more when I sell my father's land🙊😂

9. *How Many Of Us Can Still Remember This?.*
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1-10 CCABDBACDA
11-20 BDCABDACCB
21-30 DCAABDCADD
31-40 DCABDAABBC
40-50 ACABACDABD

*If you Can Understand it, then you Must be a CRIMINAL🙄

10. *English teacher will tell me to write composition about myself and still score me 2/10....*
Please sir, Are you me? Is you me? Are me you? Is you I?
🤥😂

11. When ur girlfriend is lazy buh too good in bed...your family will be complaining and u will be like "u people don't know dis girl very well oo"😂🤣

12. At times I just dress good, 👨🏽‍💼 look into the mirror, then go back to my bed and start shedding tears of joy.. 😩😭 because *MONEY GO FIT ME*🤩😁

13. Skinny girls be like, babe switch off the fan its pushing me to the wall🤣🙄

14. Hearing Your Name Being Called When No One Is Actually Calling You Is A Sign That Your Village Witches Are Testing Their Microphone.🤣🙆‍♂️
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Woza baby daddies Day 🤞

Only two black labels make me sleep 😥 I refuse to believe that black label is 5.5% 🤞🏾💔