Coconut Earl

Coconut Earl

Original pity products for discriminating buyers.

11/12/2023

I like sundials, even on cloudy days, because that's when they tell you the most important thing about what time it is: the current time is now. --CE
Now is also the best time to check out our new Christmas shirt:
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08/12/2023

Check out our NEW CHRISTMAS SHIRT.
Be among the first to have a holly jolly snarky
Christmas, Coconut Earl style. Tis the season!
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07/12/2023

This AMAZING CANNON has been repurpsed!
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06/12/2023

If I were a coconut, and you were a lady,
Would you marry me anyway,
Would you have my palm tree?
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Photos from Coconut Earl's post 05/12/2023

Poor Venus, she started out harmless, and now she's armless. She looks cold too. That's why I gave her a new Coconut Earl Tee. See? Always happy to improve on great works of art. --CE

17/08/2023

Chill out in the warmest hoodie with the coldest remark. For wordplay that works, check us out at https://coconutearl.com

And stay tuned for our video shorts.

16/08/2023

Time for a new beginning, in a BRAND NEW TEE SHIRT from Coconut Earl.

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❤️

10/08/2023

Hello fellow soul-journer! You will MISS OUT if you don't know we exist.

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Now ya know.

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