Dukey Pruett the beagle

Disney’s “Dukey and the Hound” coming soon to a theatre near you.

Dukey spent 10 hours last night cowering and trembling. He does every 4th of July and every New Years. These fireworks are already illegal but no one enforces it. They would if they were a felony to sell and possess though. Please sign our petition and help end the needless suffering of animals! Thank you!!

Have you seen this petition yet? Make fireworks a felony to sell and possess

It’s Cyber Monday friends. Have you started your Christmas shopping? I just ordered Mom a side view mirror so she can “appear smaller than she actually is.” HA!

Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends. This is how much turkey I’m gonna eat. Like a whole one. I’ll probably eat this exact one when Mom leaves the room.

So what if I dug a huge whole in the yard? Did I miss the memo about a Better Homes & Gardens photo shoot? Didn’t think so.

Mom took me in for my annual check up. The doc looks at me and says “I’m sorry sir, we don’t take large animals here.” HA!!

Mom said it looks like a walrus sunning on the beach. I said if it’s the beach, what are you doing here, hippopotamus?

Hey mother puppers, this is my new public page. I’ll be doing a daily post or two here so follow my page to check out my rantings about the hag and her stanky little dog.