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When A Girl Loves A Boy, No One Knows Except The Girl And When A Boy Loves A Girl Everyone Knows Except The Girl ;-)

The Truth about Human Tongue:-
It Takes 3 yrs to Learn how to use it.
But,
It takes Lifetime
to Learn
When & where
to use it..!
Have a Nice Day.!

3 lessons to be learnt from a Pencil:

Everything you do leaves a Mark.

Pain always sharpens you...
What's inside you is useful,not what's outside.

Always Give 100% in what ever you do....
Except.....
when you're Donating blood :P
Fighting with your Girlfriend :P
and Confessing to the Cops. :P

My Attitude :-
A Girl proposed to me.
And I said:
!
!
"Sorry, I won`t accept your proposal,
But I appreciate your
selection..."!...

Girl: How Many Hours A Day Do
You Think Of Me . . . ?
Boy: 16 Hours .?
Girl: What?
What About The Remaining 8.. Hours. . .?
Boy: The Other 8 Is When
I'm Dreaming Of You In My Sleep ... ??
Girl: :**************** ?????
hit like if its cute :)

Deepika went to Yuvraj- his form dropped :/

Went to Ranbir : his movies flopped :|

Went to Malaya's family : nd their Airlines stopped :/..

PLZ ask her to join Congress..?? :P

Even Though We Are Miles Apart You Are Never Far From
My Heart
I Loved You Then
I Love You Now
ItS Always When And
Never How
Take Me Back To Yesterday
All The Wonderful Things You Had
To Say
I Loved You Then
I Love You Now
ItS Always When
And Never How
I See Your Eyes
I Feel You Near
Although You're Not
Really Here

Kaash Facebook Pe Ek
Option Hota

"Add As A Girl Friend" -
-.. -
-
Saaaaaaaaala!! Propose
Karne Ka
Jhanjhat Hi Khatam..! xD

Jo Pasand Ayi Add Kar
La..

Larki Ne Accept Kar Li
Toh Samjho
Maan G*i.. :P

Reject Kar Di Toh Kya
Howa..

Facebook Pe Kon Sa
Larkiyoon Ki Kami
Hai!! :D :P

watz d difference
between “LIKE N LOVE”..??

ummmmmmmm letz jus say:

If you “LIKE” a flower…
you ‘ll pluck it !!

but if u “LOVE” a
flower you’ll water
it..!

Boy 2 girl's father- This is just a formality but I still ask, can I marry ur daughter?

Fathr- Who told u its just a formality?

Boy- The pregnancy report :D:D!!

People say im stone hearted
yes im
because
anything writing on stone
will stay forever
so people who are in my heart
will remain there forever...

Whenever u feel down in life,
u lose all hopes in life..
Just close ur eyes and say
"I have to prove, not to the world,
but to myself...!"

Kissi ki yaadon ne pagal bana rakha hai, Kahin mar naa jaaun kafan sila rakha hai, Jalaane se pehle Dil nikal lena, Kahin woh naa jal jaaye jo Dil mein chupa rakha hai...

In lyf relations have many names...
but the best 1 is friendship...

Mom says - Tell me beta wats ur problem, i m like ur frnd na...
Dad Says - Dnt feel scared,take me as ur frnd beta...
Bro/Sis says - Come on buddy dnt hide anything frm me, i m lyk ur frnd...
Lover says - come on sweetheart,treat me as ur frnd...
Only frnds says - Haan mujhe kyu bataoge,I m nt ur frnd na...
Dedicated to all my sweet n loving frnds...
Happy friendship day...

Coolest mom of a girl....
Girl : Mom I want some fresh air. Can I go for walk ?
Mom: Yes, but tell ur "fresh air" to drop u home by 9 PM ...;);)

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

4 stages of marriage :

"Mad " for each other

"Made" for each other

"Mad at" each other

"Mad bcoz" of each other... :P

Newton ne apple niche girte hue
dekh ke gravity ko invent kiya.
Sale ke dimag me ye nahi aaya ki 25 saal
se susu karta tha toh susu kya upar jata tha??? :P

Zindagi ki sabse badi sachhai kabrastan
ke bahar aek board par likhi thi...
"Manjil to meri yahi thi bas aate aate zindagi guzar g*i..."

Voice of Youth:
I dnt ask u 2 hang Ajmal Kasab.
I jst request Govt of India 2 protect us in same way
as you have protected him...

One Crack love with a nurse. HE writes love letter. He writes,"I Love you Sister"...

Har koi pyar k liye tadapta hai….
Har koi pyar k liye rota hai….
Ae dost ye dosti sada kayam rakhna…
Kyunki sabse jyada pyar iss dosti mei he hota hai…

The only person on dis Earth,Who can ask women 2 stop her TALKS & in reply gets a smile back from her is
A Photographer... :P

Love Is Not Winning Some One,

But Is Losing Ur Self For Some One..

When U R Loved By Some One,

It Is Not Due To Ur Excellence..

But, Due 2 Purity Of Ones Heart.. ..♥ ♥

(¸.♥`¸.♥` ¤Good Day ...............
¸. ♥´¸.♥*´¨) ¸.♥*¨) ♥*¨) ♥*¨)
(¸.♥´ (¸.♥

QUOTE of the YEAR.

She said 'I love U' n
he sneezed n replied back

'Sorry, I m allergic to bu****it!!' :-D :-P ;-)

ppl change , thingz go
wrong
S**t happenz bt lyf goez on...

AN interviewer to a student :-

Interviewer : what is recession????

Candidate : Recession is that dangerous period where girlFriends nd Wines get replaced by Wife and water....

Don't forget who you are, just be yourself and you'll shine like a star, don't let others take your style, do the things that make you smile!!!

Baithe Hain tere khayalon mein
Kagaj pe likha hai tera naam
Kagaj pe teri tasveer laga ke
likha hai ye paigam
Zinda ya Murda pakadne par
milega 50000 ka Inam...

Hangover of Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara!
Dilo Me Tum Apni Betabiya Le Ke Chal Rahe Ho To Zinda Ho tum,
Najar Me Tum Khawabho Ki Bijliya Le Ke Chal Rahe Ho To Zinda Ho Tum,
Hawa Ke Joko Ke Jaise Azad Rehna Sikho,
Tum Ek Dariya Ke Jaise Lehro Me Behna Sikho,
Jo Apni Ankho Me Hairaniya Leke Chal Rahe Ho to Zinda Ho Tum...

Truth of Life:
Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts & husband says sorry.
Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts & wife cries; & husband ag*in says sorry.

Best Review :
"Delly Belly" is a good movie,don't go with family...
Movie me already bohat "Maa- behan" hai... :P

phoolon ki yaad aati hai kaanto ko chune par
rishto ki samajh aati hai faaslo pe rehne par
kuch jazbaat aise bhi hote hai jo ankhon me padhe nahi jate
woh toh nazar aate hai zuban se baya kiye nai jate ..

woh dete hai dard bas ik humi ko..
kya samjhege woh inn aankhon ki nami ko..
lakhon deewane honge jiske..
Woh kya mehsoos karege ek humari kami ko...

RICKY PONTING says

"God has sent me on earth to show people how to play cricket-"

SACHIN Replied..
"I never sent anybody"

"COMPROMISING" doesnt mean tat
u r wrong n som1 is ri8,
it 1ly means tat
u value ur "RELATIONSHIP"
much more then ur "EGO".