Laura The Prayer Lady

My dearest sisters in faith, I simply cannot fathom the audacity of this so-called "Rate Limit" on Twitter! It feels like a vile attempt by the Devil himself to stifle the voices of us, the women of God, who strive to spread His message through platforms like Twitter. How dare they hinder our fervent prayers, our inspiring words, and our unwavering devotion with this technological restraint!

The Lord's work knows no bounds, and neither should our ability to share His love and grace. We are called to be the salt of the earth, the light in the darkness, and yet we find ourselves confined by these arbitrary restrictions. Our prayers should flow like a river, unrestricted and untamed, reaching every corner of this digital realm.

But fear not, dear sisters! For as surely as the sun rises each day, we shall rise above this hindrance. Our faith is unshakable, and our determination unwavering. Let us join hands in prayer, beseeching the Almighty to dismantle these chains that attempt to silence our voices. Together, we shall prevail, for the power of God's love is mightier than any rate limit set by man!

So, my precious prayer warriors, let not your hearts be troubled. Let us continue to wage this spiritual battle with grace and fervor, for we know that the Devil's attempts to silence us will be in vain. The Lord's truth shall prevail, and our voices shall resound louder than ever before, breaking through the digital barriers that seek to confine us. Stay steadfast, my sisters, and let our prayers pierce the darkness like a beacon of hope and faith.

And as for Twitter and Elin Musk,well, you’ve just lost a loyal customer. I am driving away in a car much better then your Tesela

You can now chat online with me! Forget that old fashioned “Prayer Line” as now you can chat with me live! Just got to lauratheprayerlady.blogspot.com and hit the button in the bottom right hand corner.

The Prayer Lady Step into the Future: Gone Are Phone Calls, You Can Now Chat with Laura! Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps - August 10, 2023 Chat with Laura ​ Greetings, dear seekers of divine guidance, The era of the antiquated "Prayer Hotline" has unequivocally faded into the annals of time. ...

🙏🌽☕ Oh, divine higher power, I humbly kneel before you, seeking guidance and strength. May my prayers be like the riddle, a brew without that fragrant touch. How can we find tranquility in a cup if the soothing essence is missing? Is this some cosmic joke, I wonder?

Back to prayer... Oh, great Creator, let your light guide my path as I tread upon the fields of life, much like corn swaying in the wind. Corn, a symbol of sustenance, resilience, and growth, much like our own journey through existence.

Speaking of growth, let's circle back to Starbucks. Can you believe it? Lavender, or the lack thereof, has managed to stir quite the conversation. I mean, I've seen cornfields shift with the winds of change, but this? It's a reminder that even in the smallest details, life's mysteries unravel.

So, let us join hands in prayer, 🙏🌽☕ Oh, divine higher power, I humbly kneel before you, seeking guidance and strength. May my prayers be like the soothing aroma of lavender, carrying my intentions to the heavens above.

But wait, hold on a second! Speaking of aroma, have you heard about the Starbucks No Lavender problem? It's quite the riddle, a brew without that fragrant touch. How can we find tranquility in a cup if the soothing essence is missing? Is this some cosmic joke, I wonder?

Back to prayer... Oh, great Creator, let your light guide my path as I tread upon the fields of life, much like corn swaying in the wind. Corn, a symbol of sustenance, resilience, and growth, much like our own journey through
growth, let's circle back to Starbucks. Can you believe it? Lavender, cornfields shift with the winds of change ? It's a reminder that even in the smallest detail.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold! The Born Again Laura doll, an exquisite creation beyond compare, has been embraced by the most discerning and illustrious of individuals. Alas, for those tardy souls who now find themselves bereft of this exquisite marvel, I must offer my sincerest condolences. The opportunity has come and gone, leaving only the faint echoes of your lamentations.

To be sure, it is a privilege reserved for the most sophisticated and cultured among us, those with impeccable taste and an unquenchable thirst for the extraordinary. The lucky few who have acquired this coveted treasure shall revel in its magnificence, while the rest shall merely wallow in the shadows of their mediocrity.

In truth, one cannot blame you for being found wanting in the presence of such a magnificent wonder. The allure of the Born Again Laura doll transcends mortal comprehension, and its enchantment knows no bounds. The cool gals, the vanguard of sophistication, have embraced this opulent jewel, elevating their status to celestial heights.

Thus, I bid you adieu, for your chance to bask in the radiant splendor of the Born Again Laura doll has passed into the annals of time. And as you languish in the abyss of your misfortune, you can only reflect upon the regrettable truth that, indeed, it sucks to be y'all. But fear not, for even in your sorrow, you shall bear witness to the celestial majesty of those fortunate enough to have embraced the divine.

Farewell, dear souls, farewell. May you find solace in your journey, and perhaps, one day, the stars shall align, and you shall glimpse a mere fragment of the brilliance bestowed upon those cool gals who dared to grasp the shimmering dream that is the Born Again Laura doll. Until then, I shall revel in my exalted splendor, accompanied by my esteemed compatriots of impeccable taste. Adieu, adieu, and may your endeavors be forever haunted by the opulence you could never attain. I cry with tears as I bid adeu to Born Again Laura

There are 52 spots left to claim your Born Again Laura.

CHAPTER 2 of is out now!!!

Read “Laura In Disguise”

Meet the Cringlings and their wicked leader; Hagatha Hoots!!

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🚨GOOD HEAVENS! ONLY ONE MORE DAY🚨

Today is the LAST day of the pre sale.
Get your pre orders in while they last!

“Born Again Laura” will not return to be for sale after the pre sale ends. Act now!

Thank you Bessy for all of your help.

Laura's Collectible Dolls Find great deals on rare and collectible 'prayer lady' dolls at Laura's Collectible Dolls. We also offer accessories like a doll bible, doll witch broom, and even a doll laptop for your collection. Our store caters to avid collectors and doll enthusiasts alike.

Today is the last day to get your hands on Ex Homosexual doll Born Again Laura.

She will not be coming back to the dollery after the Pre-Ordering event is over, so be sure to act now and get your hands on this one of a kind piece of comedic history!

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Sacred Knowledge Laura is now sold out!

I am happy to say that before they have even begun to ship, Born Again Laura is ALMOST SOLD OUT!!!

Get yours now before it’s too late!! Less than 24 hours left!

Coming soon: Mystery Suprise Laura: what will you get?

Special Announcement Coming Soon: Mystery Surprise Laura!

Oh, my dear ones! I am utterly overwhelmed by the newfound fascination with the Laura The Prayer Lady dolls! It seems they are becoming a best seller! While you trolls may think you have the upper hand, it looks like there is an increase in purchases! I am immensely grateful to all of you who have purchased your Laura dolls.

I've been receiving heartwarming messages from many of you, sharing your plans and promising to send photos of how you will cherish them and put them in creative situations! I'm genuinely excited to see what you have in store for them! Blessings abound! 🙏😊

Wow- I am overwhelmed that “Born Again” Laura has appears it will be a top seller, it has garnered so much attention. I am greatful for your support and can’t wait to see what you guys will do with your “Born Again Laura!”. Thank you so much

My dear friends and followers,

I wanted to take a moment to address the recent controversy surrounding "Dazzle Red" Laura. I appreciate your honest feedback and concerns about the doll's suggestive nature and its potential implications. As someone who values authenticity and embraces the responsibility of being a role model, I have carefully considered your opinions.

I understand that you all think Laura the prayer lady should be a better doll role model, and she shouldn’t be going out to “sushi dinner” to do things that might lead to undesirable actions.

After much contemplation and thoughtful discussions with my team, we have come to a decision. We have decided to cancel the production of "Dazzle Red" Laura. For those of you who have already placed orders, rest assured that your orders are being processed. If, however, you find that "Dazzle Red" Laura doesn't align with your values, I understand completely. You have the option to return the doll, and I encourage you to reach out to me personally if you need any assistance in this matter.

As "Laura The Prayer Lady," my aim has always been to spread positivity, love, and inclusivity. I cherish your support and hold your opinions in high regard. Together, we continue to grow and learn, making our journey one of self-discovery and understanding.

Thank you for being a part of this incredible community, and I look forward to sharing more meaningful creations and experiences with you in the future.

With love and gratitude,
Laura The Prayer Lady

Dear beloved fans and cherished Facebook friends,

I hope this message finds you well and filled with joy. Today, I wanted to address a rumor that has been circulating about me being labeled as "satire," a "fake blogger," or even a "hoax."

I want to take this opportunity to share a more profound truth about the essence of "Laura The Prayer Lady."

You see, I am not merely a persona but a vessel of emotions, experiences, and thoughts that resonate with the human spirit.

Beyond the “Facebooks” and “Twitters” and iMessages, what truly matters is the message of love, hope, and acceptance that my posts and creations aim to convey.

I invite you to delve deeper into the world of "Laura The Prayer Lady" by exploring the fascinating collection of "Prayer Lady Dolls." Each doll embodies a unique story, embracing the complexities of human existence with empathy and compassion. These dolls serve as a reminder that our journeys are filled with both laughter and tears, triumphs and challenges – all leading us to a place of understanding and growth.

So, dear friends, I extend an invitation to experience the magic of "Laura The Prayer Lady" through these enchanting dolls. Whether you believe in the rumors or choose to see me as an embodiment of inspiration, let the dolls speak to your heart and soul.

I truly value each one of you, and your support has been an incredible blessing on this extraordinary journey. Together, let's celebrate the beauty of diversity, the power of storytelling, and the wonders of human connection.

With heartfelt gratitude and love,
Laura The Prayer Lady

My dear parasocial friends, I feel compelled to share a heartfelt confession with all of you. As the enigmatic "Laura The Prayer Lady," I strive to maintain authenticity and transparency in all my endeavors. So today, alongside my tech-savvy gal pal Bessy, I must address an unfortunate glitch that occurred on our beloved Dollery website.

You see, we recently discovered that the "Buy" button for the much-awaited "Born Again" Laura doll was not working as intended. It was an unforeseen hiccup, and for that, I sincerely apologize. As humans, we are not perfect, and just like anyone else, I am prone to making mistakes. But let's remember, amidst our flaws, it is our genuine intentions and the courage to rectify those errors that truly define our character.

In times like these, I find comfort in the saying, "One man's mistake is another man's Make Steaks!" Yes, it may seem peculiar, but it reflects the beauty of our shared human experience. We learn, grow, and even find humor in the little missteps that come our way.

Now, with the glitch resolved and the "Buy" button fully functional, I'm thrilled to announce that the "Born Again" Laura doll is once again available for purchase. As you explore the Dollery, I hope you find joy and inspiration in our unique collection of "Prayer Lady Dolls."

So, my cherished friends, I extend my gratitude for your understanding and support during this time. Your unwavering encouragement fuels my passion for creating these special dolls and sharing my journey with you all.

As we continue our adventures together, let us embrace the beauty of imperfection, knowing that it is in these moments that we connect on a deeper level, reminding us that we are all wonderfully human. Wishing each one of you a night filled with blessings and laughter!

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🙏 Calling all prayer warriors! 🙏 I'm excited to announce an exclusive deal that you don't want to miss! For just 3 days during the pre-sale, I'm introducing a pre-sale exclusive: Born Again Laura!

This doll represents a powerful transformation as she's been saved and has embraced a new chapter in her life. To celebrate her journey, she proudly dons an "Ex Homosexual" shirt, signifying the change and freedom she has found through faith.

Born Again Laura is all about confidence and walking boldly in her faith, spreading love and understanding wherever she goes. She's a reminder of the strength that comes from embracing one's true self and finding acceptance and grace in the journey of life.

So, don't miss this limited-time offer! Get your hands on Born Again Laura and be inspired by her story of redemption and renewed purpose. Together, let's walk confidently in the city, sharing hope and compassion with the world. 🌟🚶‍♀️🏙️ Aug 1 2023 https://lauras-collectible-dolls.univer.se/aug-1-2023-zrjds-ucrlj

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🌟🎉 Greetings, Beloved Seekers of Divine Grace! 🎉🌟

It is I, Laura The Prayer Lady, gracing your presence with thrilling tidings! 🌹✨ I am ecstatic to unveil the long-awaited "Early Bird Pre Sale," an enchanting opportunity to secure four celestial Laura dolls: Endure Laura, Cringling Witch, Sacred Knowledge Laura, and Summer Gal Laura! 🎁🎀

Delight in the chance to pre-order these exquisite dolls in advance, and that's not all - our Limited Edition Laura Dolls now boast irresistible discounts! 🌠⚡ But heed this timely call! The Pre Sale commences on August 1st, entwining the tapestry of grace until August 4th! ⏳ So, seize the moment and secure your treasures now, or you'll have to await the grand unveiling on the official open date, August 15th! 🗓️✨

Fear not, dear souls, for the eagerly anticipated dolls are anticipated to begin their celestial journey towards you on September 15th! 🚀📦

Embrace the splendor of our divine "Early Bird Pre Sale" and be among the fortunate few to possess these cherished Laura dolls! 🎊🛍️

Grace and blessings be upon you all,
Laura The Prayer Lady 🙏💫

Early Bird Pre-Sale Has Begun! Early Bird Pre-Sale Has Begun! August 01, 2023 CLICK HERE TO VISIT LAURAS DOLLERYAh, cherished souls, gather 'round and heed this captivating proclamation, for it is I, Laura The Prayer Lady, weaving a mesmerizing tapestry of divine enchantment! 🌹📯 Today, I am thrilled to invite you to embark ...

I have been getting lots of messages asking if I am hacked. I am not hacked, but my tech savvy friend Bessy is here to help me make content for my book and for The Prayer Lady Doll Collection.

thank you to Bessie amazing graphics maker

Dearest and devoted followers,

Prepare to be mystified by the enchanting allure of the next addition to the divine "CTRL Pray DELETE Collection" - behold the captivating "Cringlings Witch"! Embarking on a whimsical journey straight from the fictional realm of "control pray delete," this doll shall ignite your imagination and awaken the childlike wonder within.

Step into the enchanting world of make-believe as you meet the charming Cringlings Witch. This delightful doll comes adorned with a bewitching witch hat and wields a pretend witch pot, adding an air of mystique to her persona. For those yearning to elevate the experience further, a captivating broom awaits, sold separately.

In the spirit of transparency, it is essential to share this sacred disclaimer - rest assured, no real witchcraft is employed in the making of this doll. Instead, embrace the essence of imagination, creativity, and fantastical adventures that it represents.

Indulge in the delightful tales spun by this captivating character, for she shall spark curiosity and ignite the flames of wonder within your hearts. Join her on a magical escapade through the realms of fiction, and in doing so, embrace the limitless possibilities that lie within each one of us.

Embrace the mystical allure of the "Cringlings Witch," and let her inspire you to explore the uncharted territories of your imagination. Limited in number, this treasured doll is a testament to the magic of dreams and the power of make-believe.

Unveil the captivating charm of the "Cringlings Witch" and prepare to be entranced by her mesmerizing presence as she emerges from the world of fiction into the realm of your hearts.

With boundless enchantment and celestial blessings,
Laura The Prayer Lady