Horseshoe Theory

Happy Monday

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Almost reminds you of a certain governor who owns a certain downtown.

2020 is one hell of a year https://www.ibtimes.com/trump-reacts-news-ufo-existence-ill-check-3060707

Trump Reacts To News Of UFO Existence: 'I'll Check On That' President Trump expressed his plan to look more into the news about the possible existence of unidentified flying objects.

My presidential candidate, Dr. Jo Jorgensen, attended a Black Lives Matter vigil last night in order to "honor lives lost to injustice." If you're interested, she has her own plan to fight systemic racism and authoritarian government overreach:

- PARDON & RELEASE all non-violent offenders of victimless crimes such as drug use and s*x work ON DAY ONE
- REPEAL all laws for victimless crimes
- END qualified immunity for law enforcement
- END the failed war on drugs
- END militarization of police
- END civil asset forfeiture
- END mandatory minimum sentencing
- END the ATF
www.joj2020.com
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We Sat Down With This Millennial Biden Supporter to See If Their Parents Could Pay Our Rent Too With the economy tanking and unemployment skyrocketing, we at The Hard Times realized it may have been misguided to assume the country would elect a president that would fight for a living wage.

No matter what you think, you should still respect the office of the president

If COVID-19 Killed 1.4% of People With Symptoms in Wuhan, the Overall Fatality Rate Is Likely to Be Much Lower Than People Feared The big unknown is how many people are infected but aren't counted in the official numbers because their symptoms are mild or nonexistent.

The coronavirus sucks. But authoritarian powergrabs very well may suck more

There are so many fossils running for president that Exxon Mobil is sending oil prospectors to the next debate

So does this mean Bloomberg will finally stop spamming me?

Wow, and only 18 years after Ron said we'd never win

Seen recently on a Bay Area freeway.

"Uh, this is what my son is doing double life + 40 years for." - Lyn

66 months. For helping to kill more people than you or I will ever meet in a lifetime. This is why we don't want government in healthcare, full stop. Trillions of damages and only a few pennies for an apology.

Pharmaceutical Executive John Kapoor Sentenced To 66 Months In Prison In Opioid Trial His sentencing is the culmination of a months-long criminal trial that resulted in the first successful prosecution of pharmaceutical executives tied to the opioid epidemic.

Dont worry, the war on va**ng will reverse that pesky trend for the pharmaceutical and to***co industries.

The Largest Single-Year Drop in U.S. Cancer Death Rate Ever Recorded From 2016 to 2017—the most recent period for which we have complete statistics—America's death rate for cancer saw "the largest

Hey folks due to technical issues we will not have a new show up tonight, but we will have a replay. I blame the roads.

Looks like another Bankers war is brewing.

The Naked Gun did it first!

I mean, the socialists at Time wouldn't want any anti-commie protestors to be on the cover, god forbid.

Greta Thunberg is 'Time' Magazine's Person Of The Year For 2019 Greta Thunberg burst onto the world stage when she called out world leaders for failing to stop global warming trends that will affect the world's children the most.

Things we would sanction Venezuela for:

Report: Teen who died in US custody unresponsive for hours Video of the U.S. Border Patrol cell where a 16-year-old from Guatemala died of the flu shows the teen writhing and collapsing on the floor for hours before he was found dead.

Kinda like how the income tax was only supposed to take a shaving off of the rich?

How Would A Wealth Tax Work? Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders are big champions of taxing the very rich on their wealth, not just income. The public is behind it, but there are big challenges to implementing the plan.

Where can we sign up!?

AG Barr to Police: Citizens who Criticize Cops should lose "Police Protection" Attorney General William Barr is also calling for "zero tolerance" against those who resist police.

Tonight: a take on impeachment, and what matters when nothing matters

Think the world is overcrowded? These 10 maps show why you’re wrong 50% of the world’s population lives in just 1% of its land.