Daily Updates on the Health Status of Seth Putnam

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Although it's the gayest thing he's ever seen, Seth now plays on a softball team, in hell that is

update:
ALIVE!!!!

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seth putnam laid in a white room with everything being in white decor as well. he looked around, and noticed it was almost like a waiting room. the more he examined the area, he took note that there were other people he knew were dead, like eazy e. and f. mercury. he examined further, the place he was at was more like a dentist's waiting room than anything. a booming voice coming out of a speaker set right above seth announced, "paging mr. putnam, please come to the front desk." Seth looked around and saw an older, white haired man with a sign that said, 'front desk'. He got up and approached the table. "mr. putnam?" said the older man. seth replied , "yes". "mr. putnam, you are here under the cosmic law, death." seth replied, "i'm dead?", and the old man said back, "yes, you died of what you would refer to as a "gay heart attack". Seth looked down at the ground, "well, time to go to hell". The old man replied back, "yes, but you are going to be king down there."

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A MIRACLE CURE FOR DEATH HAS BEEN DISCOVERED! SETH IS NOW ALIVE AND WELL!

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SATH POTNAM, LEAD SINGER FROM A**S CANT, WISHES YOU GAY YULE TIDE DURING THESE TIMES OF UNNECESSARY HOLIDAYS

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went to the cemetery with a shovel, seth was non responsive even with my multiple attempts at CPR

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SETH
IS
GAY

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SETH IS CURRENTLY IN PHYSICAL REHAB RECUPERATING FROM THAT STRANGE ILLNESS HE HAD, YOU KNOW, DEATH?

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SATH POTNAM, FRONTMAN OF A**S CANT, DIED OF A HETEROSEXUAL CARDIAC ARREST

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ALIVE AND WELL

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SETH
OF THE
LIVING DEAD

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ALIVE BY DEFAULT

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HOPEFULLY ALIVE AFTER HIS RARE CASE OF WHAT THE DOCTORS CALL "DEATH"

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IF SETH WAS LIKE THIS, I IMAGINE HIM SMELLING LIKE SHARP CHEDDAR

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Y - O - U - R - E
S - T - R - 8
YOU'RE STRAIGHT!

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Congratulations to Seth
for
12 years of sobriety