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With our mixes, all you do is add meat (or seafood), water, and 20 minutes later you have a delicious meal! It is THAT easy! Recipes on every box, so no matter where you are from, you can cook like a cajun. We also offer fun Cajun childrens books. Little Cajun Books are adventures that can be a playful way to learn about Cajun culture through a ch
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How to Cook South Louisiana Gumbo How to cook Meat or Seafood gumbo in your kitchen using Louisiana Crawfish-Man's easy Gumbo Mix. Stir mix in cold water. Bring to boil. Add meat or seafood. ...
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18/12/2023
GUMBO WEATHER IN FULL SWING. Get yours while stores are stocked....they don't usually last long. Or order on our website in comments.
How to Cook South Louisiana Gumbo How to cook Meat or Seafood gumbo in your kitchen using Louisiana Crawfish-Man's easy Gumbo Mix. Stir mix in cold water. Bring to boil. Add meat or seafood. ...
07/11/2023
How to Cook South Louisiana Gumbo How to cook Meat or Seafood gumbo in your kitchen using Louisiana Crawfish-Man's easy Gumbo Mix. Stir mix in cold water. Bring to boil. Add meat or seafood. ...
09/10/2023
We love Boo-Dreaux and Thibo-Deaux
06/10/2023
EVERY DAY NOW IS A PERFECT GUMBO DAY !! YUM
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Don't sweat in the kitchen. Get these easy Cajun mixes and have a home-cooked meal in about 20 mins. ALL GOOD!
It's too hot to cook so bring these Easy Cajun Meals home so that you can still have "home cooked meals" on your table.
Remember Dad
Great Father's Day gifts!
01/06/2023
Everyone should read this....true story of a Double Murder and the lives of an American Family. You will not be able to put it down and the truth will be known.
CRAWFISH-MAN'S #3 BOO-THIB JOKE OF THE WEEK
( #3 OF 100 JOKES )
MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft!
A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees, Thibodeaux!
Passenger Boodro, riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone! Boodro yelled,
"Mayday, mayday! Duh pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack! Mais, Ah grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he done told me before we took off he had your control tower on his speed dial memory!
Mais, Ah think Ah am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph! Mayday, Mayday!"
Thibodeaux, in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone!
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down afta a few questions!
Duh first ting is not to panic! Remain calm!"
He began his series of questions:
Tower-Thibodeaux: "How you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
Aircraft-Boodro: "Ah can see dat it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me!"
Tower-Thibodeaux: "Okay, dat’s good, remain calm! How you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft-Boodro: "Ah can see dat it reads 180 mph on duh airspeed dial in front of me!"
Tower-Thibodeaux:
"Okay, dis is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast!
So how you know you’re flying upside down?"
Aircraft-Boodro:
“How do Ah know? Mais, bcuz duh #2 in my pants is running out of my shirt collar!!"
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Just mention 'Boo-Thib Joke #3' if you order anything on our online store. You must mention this or we will not know to send it.
We will send a box of Gumbo Mix that feeds 8-10.
We have been blending our mixes for thirty years.
If you purchase from us expect your products will be less than one monthh old! Its so good some people have won Gumbo Cookoffs using it! Ha!
And! And! Weight Watchers has been recommending it for years!
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CRAWFISH-MAN'S
#3 BOO-THIB JOKE OF THE WEEK ( #3 OF 100 JOKES )
MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft!
A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees, Thibodeaux!
Passenger Boodro, riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone!
Boodro yelled,
"Mayday, mayday! Duh pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack! Mais, Ah grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he done told me before we took off he had your control tower on his speed dial memory!
Mais, Ah think Ah am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph! Mayday, Mayday!"
Thibodeaux, in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone!
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down afta a few questions!
Duh first ting is not to panic! Remain calm!"
He began his series of questions:
Tower-Thibodeaux: "How you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
Aircraft-Boodro: "Ah can see dat it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me!"
Tower-Thibodeaux: "Okay, dat’s good, remain calm! How you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft-Boodro: "Ah can see dat it reads 180 mph on duh airspeed dial in front of me!"
Tower-Thibodeaux:
"Okay, dis is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast!
So how you know you’re flying upside down?"
Aircraft-Boodro:
“How do Ah know? Mais, bcuz duh #2 in my pants is running out of my shirt collar!!"
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SPECIAL OFFER
Want a FEEE Cajun Mix?
Just mention 'Boo-Thib Joke #3' if you order anything on our online store. You must mention this or we will not know to send it.
We usually send a box of Gumbo Mix that feeds 8-10.
We have been blending our mixes for thirty years.
If you purchase from us expect your products will be less than one monthh old!
Its so good some people have won Gumbo Cookoffs using it! Ha!
And! And! Weight Watchers has been recommending it for years!
TAKE A LOOKSEE: LouisianaCrawfishMan.com
Our awesome Gumbo Mix
BOO-THIB JOKE OF THE WEEK
BOODRO AND THE TRAVELING SALESMAN
It's a slow day in New Iberia, Louisiana. The sun is beating down and the streets are deserted.
Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit.
On this particular day a traveling salesman from Monroe, Mr. Coleman, is driving through town.
He stops at the Boodro’s Cajun Hotel and lays a $100 bill on the desk, saying he wants to inspect
the rooms upstairs in order to pick one in which to spend the night.
As soon as Coleman walks upstairs, Boodro, the owner, grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to Thibodeaux the butcher.
Thibodeaux takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to Broussard the pig farmer.
Broussard takes the $100 and heads out to pay his bill at T•Boy's Farmers Co-Op, the local supplier of feed and fuel.
T-Boy at the Farmers Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local pr******te.
Babette, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her services on credit.
Babette rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with Boodro, the hotel owner.
Boodro then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveling salesman will not suspect anything.
At that moment Mr Coleman comes down the stairs, picks up the
$100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money and leaves town.
The whole town is now out of debt. However, no one produced anything.
No one earned anything... and no one has anything left.
And that, my Friend, is how the United States Government is conducting business today!
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WHATS BELOW?
1. CAJUN BOO-THIB JOKE
2. MY ETOUFFE RECIPE
3. MY TRUE CRIME NOVEL
A TRUE CRIME NOVEL CRAWFISH-MAN WROTE & PUBLISHED YEARS AGO...IN 2005
DEAD FAMILY WALKING: THE BOURQUE FAMILY STORY OF DEAD MAN WALKING
By D. D. Devinci
“TWENTY YEARS AGO(2002) a mother called me... desperately wanting to heal their family...
to ask that I tell their family story of the murder of their 18 year old daughter & boyfriend back in 1977...
at that moment I told her that I had been waiting for her call for the last 25 years...somehow I knew I would
be the one to tell their story...so I stopped my business basically for 3 years to research, publish and market the book.
Because I was a children’s book author I did not want to confuse my books with a true crime story.
So I used a penname take from my 4th generation grandfather, DeVinci.
Now for the first time, I am selling this True Crime Novel on my website...will be happy to autograph...
also, you should know altho this is my 20th book...this is by far-the best writing project of my lifetime...
years later... was the best feeling in the world to hear them say I healed their family !”
Louisiana Crawfish-Man
p.s. NOTE to millions of readers of Dead Man Walking: You have been bluffed by a nun...in a religious-political-Capital Punishment spin
to sway your opinion...I discovered her lies along with many others...documented in my book...which changes Dead Man Walking
to a work of Fiction...Iberia Parish Prosecutor of murders told me I know more about the crimes than all of law enforcement combined!
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WHAT DOES CRAWFISH-MAN USE WITH HIS SEAFOOD ETOUFFE’ MIX?
SHRIMP & SCALLOPS
SALMON ( after the salmon is gone in pot ...I add water pour in cup...so, so delicious!)
SNAPPER
CATFISH
CRAWFISH
CRAB MEAT
TUNA
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BOO-THIB JOKE OF THE WEEK
THE BOODRO’S ANNIVERSARY
Last Thursday, Boodro was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife, Maree, was really angry!
She told him, " Mais, tomorra’ morning Ah expect to find a gift in duh driveway
dat goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE DERE!!"
The next morning Boodro got up early and left for work.
When Maree woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Maree put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found ...... a brand new bathroom scale.
Boodro has been missing since Friday.
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Our Story
A HURRICANE?
A JAMBALAYA MIX?
A FOOD COMPANY IS BORN?
IN EARLY 1990, we opened our Real Cajun Cajun School of Cooking in rural Iberia Parish and were fortunate to have great early success! We slowly began teaching cooking classes for international and statewide visitors... before the winds came.