If mum catches me pulling this bong I'm gonna get hit with her thong

Been alive for 20 years and still haven't figured out how you're supposed to cut a mango

The ungodly urge of not wanting to be perceived but also needing to know in extensive detail how everyone has ever perceived me

nightmare blunt rotation

Kerser fist pumping the air rn

After 17 years in the hosting chair, Tracy Grimshaw has announced she will be stepping down from presenting A Current Affair.

With a stellar career that spans more than 40 years, the legendary journalist has decided that she will wrap up with the program at the end of the year.

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Can always count on the Indian blokes at the servo to make me feel good about my appearance

It's that time of year

I think the best financial decision I've made to date was not buying splendour tickets

I would quite literally do anything in order for KFC to bring back cola bbq wings

Winding up your siblings is one of life's greatest joys

All I want is to go on a euro trip with my best mates

Top 10 Australian crossovers

The VeroniKERS ! Lol

Might finally be a show worth watching

I'll happily do any drug but yet I'm sitting here worrying over the amount of sodium in the soup I made

Abraham Lincoln reincarnated

throwback young me winning the massive kzone prize 😎

Just watched the story of a bloke who wrote a whole ass eulogy for his burnt out car on snapchat

Minion

Kings it's 2022 ditch your man buns

How do parents not just fly kick their kids? If a 3 foot fu****ce was posting up to me I would not have the patience for it

water went up my nose in the shower and now i understand how asians at bondi feel

Imagine going on a date and you find out they're a parking inspector

I know full well the coffee I buy each morning is $5 but I always transfer over $50 just incase there's a sneaky $45 fee

don't offer me a beer then hand me a warm one ya fkn dog

up until today i really thought lcm bars were a four letter abbreviation but the s on the end is just a plural

that's literally just the standard? people take more than one breath?

What's old mate at the servo going to do if I fuel up and just drive off without paying

can't wrap my head around people posting "lifts? $$" bro uber

i just want to get paid for going to work without actually having to go to work

this just in ww3 cancelled due to needing to adhere to social distancing rules

nah what a p**s take

Russian-made liquor is set to be stripped from bottle shop shelves across Australia, in a show of solidarity for Ukraine.

The Endeavour Group - which owns Dan Murphy's, BWS and Jimmy Brings - will remove all products with a Russian origin in the coming days, with the boycott arriving in response to Moscow's invasion of Ukraine.

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no pregnancy scares this year just covid scares

nothing says australia like walking past a tradie in woolies who's carrying around a cracked can of # # gold

crying when angry is the most annoying s**t out here just trying to yell at a mf and instead end up looking like a baby

being stick figure thin is all fun and games until a moderate breeze has the ability to almost knock you on your ass

i am faced with the urge to share posts that are no good for the personal on the personal

sitting in the car after i park is my sacred time bro don't interrupt

Mum “cigarettes aren’t going to do your throat any good”

Heard you like bad bi***es

I just want my MD to taste like strawberries