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Cheers....

pakdi gyi :)

The Problem With Indian Parents Is That They
Search For An Ideal Daughter-In-Law For Them & Not
An Ideal Wife For Their Son.!

Dhoni should auction off Ishant on eBay. "6.5 ft bowling machine with a hairy top."

two girlzz were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here) girl 1- Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.
girl 2:
Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda. .
The joke doesn't end here either
Phir waha ek ladka aata hai. .
Boy:
Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai. both

girlzz:
Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara doge. .
Boy:
Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.
both girl:Pfir bhi hum haar jayenge
Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
both girlzz: Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.
The joke still doesn't end.
Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan sechala jata hai.

girl 1:
Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.
girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ): Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
girl1: Kaise?
girl 2:
Saala lefty hi hoga.....

Hppy sunday....!! :)

HpPy rePubliC dAy..2 ol INDIANS.....in advnce... ;D

You are LITERALLY doing it wrong! LOL :D

Teri Gali Se Ruswa hoke hum Nikle Sanam :(

Gud ni8.... (-_-)

Boy : Hello 911

Operator : Yes Whats Yewr Emergency Sir

Boy : There Are 2 Girls Fighting 4 Me

Operator : So Whats The Problem In It Sir

Boy : The Ugly One Is Winning =P =D

LOL...!

KID : Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
DAD : Every time you make me unhappy,

one of my hair turns white.

KID :Now understand why grandpa's hairs
are all white

Moral :- Don't be over smart .. :P :D

Remember this Childhood game ?? ;)

A Heart touching msg from a boy who
failed
in love:

Dat day I tattooed my
lover's name on my hand

&
2day by looking at dat my DAUGHTER
asked
me
"Do u Love me so much Dad".....???

Ek kadvaa sach :-)

Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ki friend wife nahi ban sakti ..:(

''saari raat bas isi
kashmakash me
gujar gyi..
ki.saali ye hawa
kambal me ghus
kidhar se rhi h.....?? :D ;) ♥ ♥

watch out.....

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Santa to girlfriend.->kya tumhare underweaR me 2 hole h..¿ . gf->nhi h, beshrm.... santa->to fir taange kha se dalti ho..¿ lolz . ;D :p

hahahhaa.. :)

lol........

Little Susie, a six year old , complained :"Mother, I've got a stomach ache."

"That's because our stomach is empty", the mother replied."You would feel better if you had something in it."

That afternoon her daddy came complainin g that he had a severe headache all day...
Susie perked up:"That's because it's empty", she said."You'd feel better if you had something in it. ;D

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hahahhaha.... :D

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