Engineer VS Doctor

Ek Kamal to dusri bawal...!! ;) =D ♥

1 LIKE to banta hai for chopra sisters...!! :)) ♥

How many likes for this unique Relation of brother n sister..?? :)) ♥

Ajao Girls and boys....
Chit chat post ready....
Kn Kn Jagging... ???

Old But Nice
Classic Insult

Ladki: Tumhe Patah Hai Meri 1-1
Saans Pe 100-100 Ladke Marte Hai
Ladka: To Tum Koi Achha Sa Tootpaste
Use Kyon Nhi Karti
:P :D

Ghor Kalyug-
Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko
pareshaan Kar raha hota hai.
Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai
kya?
Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela
rehta hu
Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha
Time pass kyu kr raha hai !! :P

3 idiot scene
Aamir khan--- *Smiling*
Teacher---- Aap Muskura kyu rahe hai?
Aamir khan---- Bhot dino se FB
page ka Admin banne ki
ichcha thi,aaj Ban gaya hu,bhot maza
aa raha hai
Teacher--Jyada maze lene ki zarurat
nahi hai....OK tell me ..
What is a Post?
Aamir khan : Anything that is posted
on facebook is post sir.
Teacher - Can u Please elaborate?
Aamir khan - Sir Jo bhi facebook pe
log daalte hai wo post hai sir.....
ghumne gaye to photo daal diya!!! Post
hai sir...
Match dekha Score daal diya!!! Post hai
sir...... Sir actually hum post se ghire
huye hai sir!!
Katrina ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak!!
Sab post hai sir!!
Ek second me comment,ek second me
like!!
Comment-like,co mment- Like
Teacher : Shut up! Admin banke ye
kroge? Comment-like comment-like... ..
Hey Chatur tum btao?
Chatur : Pictures, Texts or videos
posted through Mobile or Tablet
System using Internet on Facebook is
called a Post
Teacher- Excellent
Aamir khan- Par sir maine bhi toh wo
hi bola sidhe sabdo mein
Teacher - sidhe sabdo me karna hai
toh kisi aur Page ke admin bano ;>
Aamir Khan- Par sir dusre admin bhi to
hai
Teacher- Get out!
Aamir Khan- why Sir?
Teacher- sidhe sabdo me bahar jaiye
*Aamir Khan goes out & comes Back *
Teacher - kya hua?
Aamir Khan - An utility Button
given
us to Protect our Private date i.e
Pictures,messag es or Personal
information
for being stolen or used for
bad purpose by hacker or anyone else
Teacher - Kehna kya chahte ho?
Aamir Khan- Logout sir!! Logout karna
bhul gaya tha :P
Teacher- Seedhe seedhe ni bol skte
the?
Aamir Khan - thodi der pehle try kiya
tha sir,aapko Pasand nahi aaya :D :P

Jab class mai hum boys hasi-majaak
kare tab
mere ek sir ka reaction..
"kya hai..kyn itni jyaada hasi aa rahi
hai...koi
joke yaad aa gaya kya..
GET OUT tumhari attendance nahi
lagegi "
Aur jab LADKIYA hass rahi ho tab:"Arey
kya
baatein ho rahi hainaaj ??
kyun itna hass rahe ho ??
Zara humein bhi to bataiye... :p:O:D
Agree Boys ?? = Thoko Like

ye lo joke Height of Kuch Bhi ...............
Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki ped par
10 kele lage hain, aur unn mein se7
amrood tod
liye to kitne angoor bache? Student: Sir 9 Haathi
Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata
chala? .
Student: Sir kyunki main aaj
lunch mein
gobhi ki sabzi laya hoon.. .
Moral of the Story: Roz brush
karowarna petrol mehnga ho
jayega..!:p =))

Happy Holi! Celebrate with Crackers &
Diyas. Bhang mat pina. Maine bhi nahi
p*e hai , Chadh jati hai. Sachhi. Merry
Xmas once again. Take care! Happy
birthday...hehe

Kon kon jagging.... ??
Night post ready....
Koi 16-17 ki ladki mere se dosti kregi kya... !! :D

Admin-rishabh(rishu)

Girls will be girls!
Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf-
"Come to the front gate of my
apartment where you drop me, look
for flat 9A,.
you ll find a lift on ur right.
hit 9 with ur ELBOW......
get out of the lift u'll find my flat on
left....
hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I ll get
the door 4u"
Bf says- Dear that seems easy but why
m I hitting buttons with my elbows ?
Gf-"0MG! Are you coming empty
handed..without gifts????".
bf :- (sp*echless)... :D

Beta:"Mom, Love marriage karne
se ghar wale naaraz hote hain
kya..?"
Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi churail ke chakar
main hoga,
aur ye sub tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....
Larkiyan to bas larkon ko phansaanay
main he lagi rehti hain...
Jahan Acha Larka dekha
shuru
ho gaye....
,Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bohat
makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur
inka to khandan bhi…........"
Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,
Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap
Dono ki Love Marriage hui
thi..":D =))

GABBAR:-Aaj maine basanti ko nahate
hue dekha!!
VIRU:- Kutte , Kamine main tera khoon
p*e jaunga
GABBAR:- Arre Vampire ki Aulaad Main
naha raha tha aur basanti baaju se ja
rahi thi ...

nybdy nline :p
aajao guys lets chit chat :D