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THE STORY OF IDAN

Idan is a perfectionist. Someone with a magical touch to things. Someone who achieves the unachievable. Someone who is on a high level and his ways of doing things always amaze people.

Example:

Idan no get identity, na you go explain yourself give Idan.

If Idan borrow money for your hand, na you dey owe Idan.

If Idan dey cross road, na drivers dey look left and right.

If you dey give Idan advice, na you go dey listen attentively.

Idan is the one who stares at a mirror and there is no reflection, because there can never be two Idans.

Idan no dey write exam, but lecturer must pass am.

If Idan fail exam, na lecturer go write the carry over.

Idan no dey wait for time. Na time dey wait for Idan.

Idan no dey explain himself to people. Na explanation dey come meet am.

Idan no dey make post. Na people dey post about am.

The sun makes hay while Idan shines.

If Idan misspells a word, the dictionary is updated.

Idan no dey fail exam. Na the question no correct.

If Idan buys something from you, na you go pay.

If Idan come your house, na you be the visitor.

If opportunity knock and Idan no dey, opportunity go wait for Idan.

Idan no dey do introduction. When Idan impregnate you, na your family go kon introduce themselves to Idan.

If Idan sends you money, na you dem go debit.

Idan no dey go through a lot. Na a lot dey go through Idan.

Idan has no meaning. Idan has no explanation. Idan cannot be described. Idan cannot be defined. Idan doesn't start from somewhere. It's somewhere that starts from Idan.

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