HotMess Moms
❣️Slightly funny ❣️Mildly inappropriate ❣️Entirely Mom I sip wine, dish sarcasm and Mom like a boss. In my spare time, I design t-shirts for HotMess Apparel.
When the silent treatment really is a treat 🖤
Mom always knows…
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Via HotMess Moms
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Middle child 💛
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Actually so funny.
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All this eating… 🙈
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Just ask my son… he’ll tell ya… 🙄🤷🏼♀️
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My daughter is an icon…
“Mom life is hard but at least your kids aren’t ugly.” - Ava, 9. 💕
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Who this? 😂😅
Well if that ain’t a horse of a different color!!
Surround yourself with moms that aren’t afraid to tell the truth. PERIOD. THE END. 🖤
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Y’all are even messier than those things 🖤
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You're on your own today.
---Mud
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Not the typical content here, but Buddha said it and it’s worth saying again. 💕 Always stay true to the truth. ☀️🌙💛
Literally.
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At this point, it just is what it is 🖤
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All the feels 😢❤️
Does anyone even see posts anymore? Don’t make me waste my time. 🖤
How is it only Wednesday and where is Brian Laundrie?
Welp.
~Nope.
Never.
And I've gotten into lots of "GOOD Trouble" about my, um, sort of-- loud voice!
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Pretty much.
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The accuracy 😂
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Credit: Toni_Zappia (Twitter)
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Far be it from me to interfere with tradition 🦃 😜
Is it nap time yet? 🖤
A silly goofy true crime mood.
I would never call her weak, but…. How can the clipboard trump hat guy get her to crack quicker than the feds can?! It blows my mind and I’m ready to discuss.