Shut up Cory
I like to make a lot of stupid jokes and puns that make people say, "SHUT UP CORY!!" Enjoy!
Me: "Mom, whats for dinner?"
Mom: "Chili."
Me: "Awe man I'm already cold!!"
I listen to loud music so i cant hear my tinnitus
If you cook with a rutabaga does that nake it a swedish dish?
09/10/2023
Saw this good boy driving... He surely can handle the "ruff" terrain in that offroad suv!
Update: he also did a great barking job 😂
24/09/2023
My man
16 Dave Grohl Interviews That Prove He's The Nicest Guy In Music - rnkr.co/FBPYVQ
I asked my coworker if i could try some of his cheddar cheese he said was made in the okanagan, i then asked him were his pear was from and he said i dont know and i said paris.. Get it?
Passing "the honey place" in fort saint john on the bus... "Its the bees knees! Business is buzzing! Must be a SWEET place to work!"
Puns from the jobsite, "Tom Co****ng and Red Ride-her"
14/09/2023
Anyone want a knuckle sandwich?
14/09/2023
Up at the McMahon gas plant. We named the flare stack 'Dick' and hes sure flaring up.
It just dawned on me... Cause its 6am
13/09/2023
A TRAFFIC JAM HAHAHHA
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