The Sam and Jon Show

Sam's Crazy Cat Juice: Does it Work? Sam has gone to some extreme lengths to turn his rambunctous claw digger into a chilled out cuddle monkey but how far is too far? funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Battle of the Cannibals Gay cannibals eating p***s and crazy bi***es carving up dudes like cattle, what's not to like? funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

The Great Slipper Debate Sam and Jon ask the age old question, to sock or not to sock with gourmet slippers. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Tom Cruise Rescues Man from United Airlines Flight United Airlines have been in hot water recently with their customer service and now it's time to bring in the Top Guns.  Subscribe Today! funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Sam Vs Dog: Who Will Win? Love thy Neighbour, Hate thy Dog. Sam buckles under the pressure of suburban living. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Who Stole Sam's Voice! A mysterious channel has sampled Sam's voice for their own creepy "kids" channel, and making a lot of money doing it. What should Sam & Jon do? Share today with your friends! funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Can Electroshock Therapy Bring World Peace? Jon gives Sam electroshock therapy...what happens next shall change the couse of history. Share today with your friends! funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Would You Attend Your Own Funeral? Why not be the life of the party at your funeral? Also we reveal the only person in the world who actually likes Bing. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Would you wear a third-ni**le? From fake camel-toe underwear to ni**le add-ons, Sam & Jon talk about the latest styles and fashion. Send your tips to: funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com  

Journey to the Earth's Core Sam reveals amazing details about the core of our planet...Jon tells him it's all bu****it. He hasn't been the same since that Huntsman spider fell on his head. All that and more in this week's Sam & Jon Show. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Fifty Shades of Sam & Jon Sam delivers a steamy news report and launches Sam's Sympathy Hotline for all of Jon's petty complaints. Send us your hot tip and hate mail. funkytime.tv samandjon.com

Should Kids Wear Tracking Devices? Sam gets a GPS tracker for his cat and checks it every 4 seconds in this weeks podcast while Jon feels quite at home in his new stockings. Give us your hot tip: funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

To Poo or Not to Poo?... while on the Phone Imagine you're on the phone, they put you on hold and then the urge arises. It begs the age-old dilemma... to poo or not to poo? Send us your hot tip: funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Sam's Top 5 Movies The Samtime Oscars are here! Sam watched 100 movies last year and shares the cream of the crop. Usual bu****it too, check it out! Send us your hot tip: funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Operation Rescue Bot Botka the cat gets stuck in a crazy adventure that pushes Sam to his limits.  Subscribe on iTunes funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Scientists Expose Alien God We're back early for 2017! Are scientists evagilists in disguise? Are McDonalds the fun police? Why does Sam hate charities? Find out now! Check out our new video on youtube: https://youtu.be/H6wqRCnV-FA funktime.tv samandjonshow.com

Ho, Ho, Ho Bi***es! Ho Ho Ho it's all about the presents at Christmas time so get your loved one a camouflage umbrella! Sam strikes is cold again with his Dream Invention funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Finger Banging Wiggles Ever wondered why the Wiggles are always pointing like crazy? Nothing to see here!   funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Spa Monkeys are Pricks All the greenie tree huggers love to think of those in the animal kingdom as kind lovers of the Earth but they are just big pricks like the rest of us. To prove the point Astro goes ape sh*t and attacks Jon during the show. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Snoop Lion is a Pastafarian Why not? Sounds legit. Sam and Jon make wild assumptions and we find out the listeners drive a hard line when it comes to moral dillemas. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

"Hey Marge, the Rains are Here" - Sam's Salvation Praise the Lord, Sam has running water, welcome to the civilisation. Lots of new segments this week from the funny to the gross we have you covered. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

When You Don't Cook Bacon Properly it's Just Ham! Sam predicted the election, then went in search of poo water. Meanwhile Jon is outraged at what some people pass off as bacon. Also find out why Sam HATES charities!   funkytime.tv   samandjonshow.com  

C U in the NT ...sound legit Where the bloody hell are you? In the NT! Check out the latest in out there tourism campaigns even if they are taking the p**s it's funny damn it. Sabotka goes for a swim and witness the premiere of a brand new gameshow. funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Love Thy Neighbour Sam the country hermit asks for help when it suits him as he tempted fate and got kicked in arse! All that and more on this week's Sam & Jon Show funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

The Curious Adventures of Sabotka Sam's got a brand new cat and Jon met former Prime Minister John Howard, but that's not the most exciting thing on this week's podcast. Get ready for a world's first occurance on Sam's Dream Inventions.....you'll have to listen to find out. Subscribe on iTunes & Stitcher. funkytime.tv samandjonshow....

Sam and Jon postponed!!! Jon has been stuck in Tassie cooking this lamb so the podcast is delayed. Let's all pray it's delicious.

How Creepy Chinese Uber Scammers Rort the System Uber drivers in China are rorting the system and freaking out potential passengers. Jon's paranoid outrage continues as the Nanny State goes into overdrive and Sam has a new invention for the airline industry. Subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher funkytime.tv samandjonshow.com

Hangman Prank Gone Wrong Sam and Jon get real for a minute with the news a boy has died after watching a hanging prank on YouTube.  Then things lighten up as we discuss police brutality in schools and infanticide in India.....ummmm I mean iPhone 7!!!!  Subscribe on iTunes an...

Mother forgets baby in a trolley. What do you think? We'll sort it out next episode

Mothers stand by woman who left her baby in a shopping trolley for 40 minutes Mothers around the world have shared their parenting stories on social media in support of a woman who forgot her youngest child, leaving the baby in a shopping trolley for 40 minutes before she realised.

A good read...are you being conned?

A Short Lesson in Perspective Many years ago, when I first started to work in the advertising industry, we used to have this thing called The Overnight Test. It worked like this: My creative partner Laurence and I would spend t...

Latest episode tackle's the big issues

Does Jesus' Fo****in Still Exist? The Holy Fo****in was totally a thing, but it has now disappeared into foreskin-obscurity. Is it still out there? Is there more than one? And do we really want to find it?...

This guy deserves a medal not Jail. Enter someone's home = pay the iron price

Citizens Arrest | 9 News Perth A Perth father is tonight facing the threat of police charges because he fought back against a home invader. The Parmelia dad caught and beat the intruder an...

New episode...just what the doctor ordered

Emergency...The Cat Ate My Bacon! What warrants an emergency phone call? Bacon is deliciousJon has flipped his stance and explains why he now supports self driving cars. Sam tells ghost stories and blows our freakin' minds with yet another awesome Dream Invention. Cap it off with burqa's o...