H2O just add ket

I miss my friends💔

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Speedy gear

I don’t know how to skate but you’ll still catch me on the rails

Tinder notifications stay on during s*x

If he doesn’t have a crippling reliance on ni****ne, I don’t want him

Rhythm shaved about 10 years off my life expectancy and I ain’t mad

Was pretty fun tryna s**t post as guys

Just had to say ya fu**ed a few bi***es, sucked a couple ti***es and it’s ‘content’

Only thing lower than my standards is my IQ

Bi***es be crying over a boy that they knew right from the beginning wanted to keep things casual

I am bi***es

I’m a simple gal
I see a filthy mo, I swipe right

Never thought I’d be jealous of Wellington’s coastline, but damn she getting pummelled atm💔

Oh hey I think you got my order wrong, I asked for forehead kisses and you gave me syphilis instead

Growing your page with good content❌
Growing your page by revealing its run by chicks✅

The admins gender dysmorphia has come to an end and we are indeed beezys
Please simp on us🥺

It should be criminal to have chat this good

Having a bitmoji that looks nothing like you doesn’t make you funny chief

Bullying = Flirting

Having mean t**s isn’t a personality trait love

I’m a slt for the rark

This page has flopped harder than my dick after a box

7.53 billion people on this earth and somehow I’ll be the most cut if RnV gets canceled

CEO of doing the bare minimum

T-6 hrs, I really do be swiping right for anything at this point

Don’t want to slt shame, but damn Covid you be getting round a bit

At what point can I use the page to get beezys?

Town? X

Take your blue light glasses off you tit

Have you had your inner health cap today?

Mustard is undisputedly the worst sauce of all time

I might still be on my learners but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna learn ya name, you’re beezy #4

Standards lowering after each standard

Do I like her or just her 60mg v**e?

She was a mean root, had a shat face though

And for my next trick I will ask 20 beezes if they will be making an appearance in town tonight

Hating on freshers even though you were them 5 months ago?

Big yes

Can’t s**t ya pants if you weren’t wearing any to start with

The lanyard stays on during s*x

Me: Hey mum can we stop and get some bloods on the way home

Mum: Nah we’ve got bloods at home

the bloods at home:

I need alcohol for my personality to work

Don’t say you like it rough if you can’t take a hit like Felder

Zoning in on my target- freshers