Isko kaise jhelu mai kaise iski lelu mai :p

It's to the point where I don't even care if people like me anymore. If you like me, cool. If you don't, okay

You talk about not being able to
control your feelings for someone?

I cant even control the player in
Temple Run properly :( -_-

Lıke Some - Love Some…
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A woman's NO could mean : 1.Yes 2.Maybe 3.No 4. I'll chop off your head if you do it. 5. I'll chop off your head if you don't do it ._.

The world suffers a lot not because of the stupidity of stupids, But because of the "NOT GIVING A F**K" attitude of witty people ._.

Somewhere between "dar lag rha yar" and "Phati pdhi hai yarr"
we grew up =D =D

Ladki Khubsurat Honi Chahiye, Dimag Toh Wese Bhi Nahi Hota Ladkiyo Main -_- ;P

The jerk in me loves the bitch in you.

Whoever invented the word "Chutiya" deserves a Nobel prize.

Seeing Girish kumar in "Ramaiya vastavaiya" and thinking life is easy when you are a producer's kid !!

Guyzz! you need to worry, When she start addressing you as "aap" from "tum" !!

Pata nahi log kaise face2face "I Love You" bol dete hain. Yahan to theater ke bahar "bhaiya ice na daaliyo, coke zyada kar do" nahi bola jaata

Admin ko creative hona chahiye post to postman bhi krta hai!:P

Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs,unlike men who think, love & p*e from same organ C:

"Divided By Ego, United By Gossips"

-Women

"When in summers its the survival of the chillest".

- Beer.

Bhenchod is to guys as Awwww is to girls C:

PopulationComparision:

Indian: I hav 4 sis & 3 bro. Wat abt U?

American: I hav no sis or bro.Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad , 3 dads from 1st mom...!

Isko kaise jhelu mai kaise iski lelu mai :p's cover photo

Sardar ne cooking contest me part lia and khali spoon firane laga.

Judge: kya bana rahe ho?

Sardar: " Chutiya"

(P)

Never underestimate a man's power to spot your cleavage. Never
underestimate a woman's power to spot your eyes, staring at her
cleavage !!

A man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment,while a woman talking dirty to a man is "Call-a-Friend - ISD charges applicable"

One of the most common comment you gonna find on a girl's DP :

"Is this really you" . . "ye tu hi hai na"

Nai Bose DK teri chachi hai .. Plastic surgery krwa k mere jaisi ban gya :@

"Reproduction" chapter in 10th standard was my 1st step towards watching p**n :P

A boy was ma********ng suddenly neighbourhood girl comes in & the boy doesnt notice..
Girl: shameless wat r u doin?
Boy: 100 saal jiyegi tu PINKY !! xP

I tolerate you more than I tolerate anyone else is the new definition of I Love You.

I love to see your enthusiasm for Mother's Day all over the facebook. Please show the same respect to other's mom too.

Maa: Itna raat kahan se aa raha hai?
Beta: Cinema dekh kar :)
Maa: Kaun sa Cinema?
Beta: Maa ka pyaar!!
Maa: Andar jao ab Baap ka dular bhi dekh lo =D

Love for your mom is not in Archies cards or bouquet of flowers. Love is asking her for a parantha & eating it while she is massaging your head :)

One man's girlfriend is another man's Facebook password.

To all the Moms- Thank You!

Boy - "Yaar kal exam hai. Tum mujhe subah jaldi utha dena"
Epic reply from His Friend - "Mera pakad kar so ja. Ye subah mujhse pehle uth jata hai." xD

Seeing a school girl in saree after a long time in a marriage party , and thinking "kaash school me isko propose maar diya hota"

How do people approach their crush I don’t even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald’s? ( ._.)

What is similar to a politician fighting against corruption.





A pr******te talking about virginty.