The Goonies

Gondola is loaded! Come drink some champagne!!!!

Merry (late) Christmas from this group of Goons. Come see us ON Steamboat Resort to bring in 2024! Grab your 80s onesies for some real funsies.

Link on BIO, get your tix ASAP!!!

Don’t forget to come see us tomorrow at Nissi’s!!! Saturday, Dec. 2nd! We start at 7:30 pm and we’re ready to shred, be there!

THIS SATURDAY! Come rage with us at The Louisville Underground! We start at 8:00 but get there early so we can cheers with you. Get your tickets! Do it now!

TOMORROW!!! Don’t miss the Pearl Street Mile tomorrow!!!! Right downtown, we’ll start the after party at 7:30 with your favorite tunes. Be there!!!

THIS IS HAPPENING!!! Git your booties to the IBar Ranch in Gunnison Friday, July 14th for an epic Pink Cowboy/girl/they showdown. We’re gonna shower some country on you, you’re not gonna want to miss it!!!!

Tix available at IBarRanch.com soon!!!!!

FRIDAY! We cannot wait to see your ridiculously ridiculously good-looking faces at OPHELIA’S! Get your tickets asap and get ready for an ALL OUT 80s Dance Party. We LOVE You!!!

Our summer so far! Can’t wait to jam with all of you!!!! Come hang w us 🍺🍼❤️🌈🍾

Hawken already rockin - summer schedule to follow. Can’t wait to see you all!!!

Tix running low.. hurry and grab em while you can! This is gonna be epic. Shot-skis, lodge eats, Champagne, majestic onesies and of course….us!!! Blasting you in the face with your favorite 80s (and a few additions outside of 1980-1989…. Don’t tell anyone)!!!

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Sure, sure coldest day in 30 years, blah blah blah, just put on your Randy Onesie and git yourselves to Ophelia’s tomorrow!!! We got this! 9 p.m. we’ll warm you up 😂🍾🎄🥃🍺🍼

New Year's Eve with The Goonies at the Velvet Elk Lodge Tickets | Boulder, CO | Velvet Elk Lounge Ring in 2023 w/ The Goonies at the Velvet Elk "Lodge"! Hot Tub Time Machine yourself back to an 80's après-ski party at the Velvet Elk Lodge. Shot-skis, lodge eats, and endless daffys await Cost of entry includes 2 drink tickets Heavy passed appetizers Champagne toast at Midnight Ticket fee include...

Thursday!!!! Guys…. It’s supposed to be cold, but we don’t accept excuses. You’re gonna need a few cocktails to warm you up and then we’ll rock you out!!! Be there!!!!

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While there IS much to be thankful for, there’s also so much work to be done. Once again, feeling a combination of heartbreak and rage. I know we aren’t alone in feeling so F-ING sick of these needless acts of violence towards LGBTQ communities (and senseless school shootings, and someone loses their mind and start’s shooting up a grocery store, etc etc etc f-ing etc)

And no matter what your personal beliefs are regarding the right to bear arms can we not agree that this country is not mentally/emotionally healthy enough to have that right?

There are countless examples of regulations on anything from getting a f-ing drivers license to picking up a f-ing pharmaceutical, to getting a f-ing abortion. How can we not agree that as a whole, we need to figure this out and that it shouldn’t be so god damn easy to get guns, walk into a night club where people are trying to celebrate each other and f-ing start shooting because you are a confused angry person.

❤️🌈. Sending all the love to our community. Hope to hug ya’ll soon.

“What do you see Clark?”

“The Goonies…. At Ophelia’s, on December 22nd. For a good ole family Christmas Party, and 17 cousin Eddie’s, drinking eggnog…...pantless”

DECEMBER 22nd 8:00 PM BE THERE!!!!! OPHELIA’S in Denver
GA: $10 RES: $15



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We’re sorry to report that we have to postpone to Dec. 11th because of predicted crazy winds!!! Mark your calendars though, it’ll be worth the wait!!! 🍾🍻🥰

This Saturday! Come in your best 80s gear, have some beer, spread the cheer, winter’s almost here!! Family friendly and no entry fee, just a suggested donation-ey. 😍🍻🍾

Celebrate Halloween with us THIS SATURDAY Oct. 29th at The Louisville Underground!!! There will be prizes for best costumes and we’ll make you dance like there’s ants in your pants.

Guyyyssssss!!!!! We wanted this to come together so very badly and it did!!!! Come party with us!!! Oktoberfest, IBar Ranch, beer flowing like wine, and The Goonies raging your faces…. Be there!!!!!! For a double header Goonies day, catch us at the Elk Run after party around 11 a.m. in downtown CB!!!!! ❤️🍾🤘🍺🍼

Hey you guuuyyyyyssss! Come drink some fine cocktails and rock out with us at Ophelia’s THIS FRIDAY!!! Stumble over after the Rockies game or get there early and get some sexy seats!!

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Come see us!!!! Curtis Park in Greenwood Village! This Thursday @ 6:00 p.m. bring a blanket and some beer!!!!

This Thursday.. trust me on this one. Get yourselves to Gunnison for a majestic, b***y shaking, gal power celebration that will leave your SOUL FULL! And we’re gonna be rockin some 90s tunes too if you can believe it!!! Be there!!!!!

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This WEDNESDAY! 7-9! Come hang with us on Pearl street!!

More details:
Boulderdowntown.com/events/bands-on-the-bricks

It’s all going to happen….

Come get Down and Derby and Double Fist with us!!!

This Saturday, May 7th!! McGregor Square in Denver, sold out but tix available the day of! Do it:

https://denverderby.com

If you miss us in Winter Park Saturday, come celebrate Easter with us! OPHELIA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sunday, 10:30-2:30 p.m.

Heyyyy youuuu guyyyssss!!! Put on your onesies and join us for Winter Parks Retro Day!!! We start at 3:30 - right at the base. Let’s boogie

Hey!! (Loud), Saturday, Louisville Underground, 8 p.m., come hang with us! Hugs will be free, we got new tunes for you and we love this venue. Tix—-> thelouisvilleunderground.com/tickets

Come join us to bury 2021 in a ditch!!
Get your tickets asap from Viewhouse Centennial. Hope to see you there 🥂🍻. We start at 10 pm!!!!!!