Cyster Scalpel

Cyster Scalpel

Hard rock 'n' roll from Scotland.

13/07/2022

Happy birthday to our six-stringer Jo Lovecraft! 🎸

04/04/2022

Hey everyone, It’s our front man Anders Birthday today!
Let’s all wish him some HBD vibes!
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21/01/2022

As much as it's a sad day given the loss of the legendary Meat Loaf, it's also the birthday of our own bat out of hell, Mr JB Storm! πŸ¦‡

30/07/2021

We've been so sad to hear about the deaths of Joey Jordison and Dusty Hill this week. Murderdolls were an early influence on this band and we love jamming to ZZ Top's Sharp Dressed Man and T**h in the studio. What a lame week for rock 'n' roll. Here's to 'em 🍻

25/06/2017

A huge thank-you to everyone who came out to see us last night! It means a lot to us and we had a blast - perhaps the best show we've ever played. Great sets by Beyond The Bounds, Dead by Monday, The Bikini Bottoms and The Maybes too. Stay tuned for more gigs!

28/05/2017

A friendly Sunday evening reminder that we're playing this PDSA fundraiser next month for all the little critters in Glasgow. We'd better get rehearsing. Hope we'll see you there!

https://www.facebook.com/events/1391321934224424

05/04/2017

In a bar in Tokyo and they're playing Cyster Scalpel! :o

Totally not my doing, of course...

02/03/2017

Cyster Scalpel - Getting Over Getting Over You (Live Excerpt)

Happy Thursday! If you're free and sleazy tomorrow night, we're playing the Buff Club on Bath Lane! Kicks off at 7pm. Hope we'll see ya there for some r'n'fn'r. Here's a sampler x

Ivory Blacks, 11/12/16.

15/01/2017

Cyster Scalpel - Broadway (Live)

Check out our brand-new song Broadway - performed live at our recent gig at Ivory Blacks in Glasgow. We love playing it and we hope you'll love it too

Live at Ivory Blacks, Glasgow, 11/12/16. facebook.com/cysterscalpel

12/01/2017

When you're so lost in the music you don't notice your bass player is on fire.

26/12/2016

Hope everyone had a great Christmas and is keeping the party going today!

18/12/2016

Check out these awesome photos of our gig last weekend! Stay tuned for some live vids soon...

Many thanks to Gillian and David for the snaps.

12/12/2016

Thanks so much to everyone who came to see us last night! We hope you enjoyed it as much as we did. Suffering a tremendous bangover today. Great sets by The Elephant Men - Glasgow, U.K, Ariah, Goodbye Blue Monday and Triptych, and thanks to Kelvin Cook and Ivory Blacks for having us. See you all in 2017!

11/12/2016

Can't wait to play some rock 'n' roll for those of you coming tonight! Ivory Blacks in Glasgow at 7pm if you're free 'n' sleazy!

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Broadway (Live)
In a bar in Tokyo and they're playing Cyster Scalpel! :oTotally not my doing, of course...