Crazy but True

Friend: wanna hear a word I just made up
Me: sure
Friend: plagiarism
Me: you know who else makes up words.... YOUR MOM
*goes laughs in corner*

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ugh can't wait till this song comes out 😻😻

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I like food........not really sure where im going with this but ok

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*puts inspirational quote here *

When life gives you lemons make orange juice
Thug life 😏😎

Since it's Valentines Day why not post some cards!

Happy valentines day!

Just some crazy but true facts lol tag your friends

Eid Mubarak to all the Muslims out there I hope u had a good one

when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it

"If you fall I'll be there."
-Floor

Person: Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.... I woke up in a box.
Me: Or you could've been on a nerds wish list

Teacher: "Why are you talking during my lesson?"
Student: "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"

old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing at funerals.

I hate when I see people I know unexpectedly in random places and then they ask me "Hey what are you doing here"
and I'm just like "Oh you know, hunting elephants"

People think I'm crazy
But I think of myself as normal with a twist of AWESOME!

Me: Can my day get any worse
Life Challenge accepted

I have 5 fingers for a reason
My pinky finger: for my best friend, and the promises I will never break
My ring finger: for that special boy, when the time is right
My middle finger: for the b*tches who push me too far...
My pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members
My thumb: to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay

Life always offers you a second chance...
It's called tomorrow

When life knocks you down... calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, "You hit like a bitch."

It's funny how when I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when I'm quiet, people ask what's wrong with me.

When people cut you down, or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you

Follow your heart but take your brain with you

I cant take this long distance relationship anymore
FRIDGE! Your coming to my room.