Big Flats

Rumor has it Usher will be performing his halftime show on top of a giant can of Big Flats.

Whether you’re a Chiefs fan or a 49er’s fan nothing makes it a party like cracking open some flats with fans of all teams. So, make sure you have plently of Big Flats on hand for the Big Game.

HOCKEY IS BACK!!!! We find it gross how Gary Bettman & the NHL have banned players from showing support for the LGBTQ+ community. We are happy to see & hear players voice their dissappontment with that decision. We hope the rumors of players still using pride tape & other signs of support are true. Hockey is supposed to be for EVERYONE, not just a group of intolerant mouth breathing buffoons.

Also. Crack open some Flats at puck drop, & LETS GO Devils!!!

All of us here at Big Flats would never kink shame anyone. As long as everyone is consenting we say do whatever to get your rocks off. But, please try to reframe from giving your partner a hanj in an all ages theater.

Now, please enjoy big flats in a responsible and classful manner on this NFL Sunday. Go HAWKS!!!!

“I’m Drinkin’ Some Big Flats”

Who will win the Super Bowl? You will if have plenty of ice cold Big Flats on hand for you and your friends. Pro tip: bring extra.

Wether you’re an Eagles fan or Chiefs fan. Nothing brings people together to celebrate and have a good time like Big Flats. So grab yourself a case of Flats and have a good time.

Except for the collection hate filled ring wing politicians, especially the ones in TN. No Flats for you!!!!!

It’s a GREAT day for America. Big Flats is proud to have been selected the offical beer of the Presidential Inauguration. Thank President Biden and Vice President Harris. Crack open a Flats for yourselves and for your country today.

We at Big Flats support having a good time and crackin’ open a cold one with your buddies. That means people of all races and sexual orientations. We do not support police brutality or the actions of police forces across this country. We’d rather police NOT enjoy a cold can of the Flats until they learn to respect everyone.

You crazy bastards cleaned us out. We’re working round the clock to brew more of the best beer on Earth and get it back on the shelves for you. We know in times like these how much we all want to crack open a Flats with friends and family (from a safe distance)

Big Flats hasn’t cancelled anything. We all gotta die sometime, might as well do it cracking open a case of The Flats with your homies.

Tomorrow the St. Louis Battlehawks will soar over the Vipers. Join them by soaring to some Big Flats.

Try a Big Flats with a Lime today, because we’re not Corona.......😉

Drink some Big Flats today you jerks

It’s Royal Rumble Sunday. Toss a Big Flats over the top rope.

Mock up of when the Astros wanted Big Flats to be the official beer of the Houston Astros. Now you all know why we told them to kick rocks. We’re Royals fans anyway.

It’s one of the holidays, so drink our damn beer. Please

Drink Big Flats out of a pumpkin

Drink Big Flats today and you won’t die

We are beer. We are better than all other beers. Drink Big Flats

Instead of nucs let’s launch some Big Flats at hurricanes, so they can chill with a cold one. Drink Big Flats tonight & tomorrow

Drink Big Flats or go to hell. Enjoy

It’s Wednesday and our beer is still better than every beer on Earth. Drink Big Flats, be better than everyone. 😏

Nothing says summertime like sitting on the porch with your boys (or girls) and watching your neighborhood flood from the rain. Drink Big Flats and go swimming 🏊

Big ups to Shane Lowry on his British Open victory. Just imagine how much better he would have scored had he taken some Big Flats on the course with him. But, we’re sure he’s celebrating with an ice cold Big Flats now. Drink Big Flats, become a champion ⛳️

Drink Big Flats. The beer Neil Armstrong took to the moon

Don’t forget the Big Flats this weekend. It’s going to be a hot one.