Fictional. The Ginger One. The Bearded One. Creating soundtracks to cartoons we haven't had time to WE ARE FICTIONAL! The results were devastating.
We began as a top secret government experiment which had gone catastrophically array. We were to become the pinnacle of human existence, a landmark of pioneering experimentation. A convergence of DNA, dark matter and an inanimate object. But due to the clumsy nature of the worlds most renowned scientists, the near perfect concoction was sullied by the crummy remnants of biscuits that regularly acc
ompanied their chronic tea addiction! Years of research and a lifetime of study devoted to this experiment only to be left with these ..... well beings that only fiction could mother... was overwhelming for these renowned scientists. Through a miraculous canine saliva transference, these failed experiments were born with no purpose, no name and with an insatiable appetite for biscuits and tea. We have set out to discover our true purpose in this problematic world through the medium of musical shenanigans.......if you happen to be in the presence of our good company and are offered any tea, help yourself to the biscuits and prepare to be aurally massaged! Neil MacDougall - Lead Vocals, Lead Drums, Lead Keyboards, General Insanity
Steven Adamson - Lead Bass, Lead Guitars, Lead Vocals, Shaker of the Black Tambourine
