Dr. Alice Vanderpoodle Martin-Goldstein

🎶 when you wish upon a staaaaar… 🎵

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I’m louder, but we could still hang.

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Counterpoint: don’t hate it cause you ain’t it, racist bi***es.

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‘I Hate Doodle Dogs’: Endless Poodle Hybrids Spark Backlash The ultra-popular pets have driven a wedge between owners, breeders and people who say they’re tired of seeing the pooches everywhere

I gotta party with this v***n. Maybe eat some voles, roll in some deer p**p, chase some ducks. Heckin fun.

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Chillin with my bestie.

Just a reminder that June 30 is Alice Day. Prepare thee in thine heart.

Every time I forget there are cows next door, I have to run around and yell COW COW COW COW COW so everyone knows there are cows next door.

It's exhausting and I wish someone would deal with the cows. I'm thinking you just knock them over and kibble comes out? I don't know--that's work for humans. I just need everyone to know COW COW COW COW COW COW!

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My human is wearing matching socks. I resolved to reinforce this behavior.

I get this a lot, and I don’t mind explaining. Over the millennia, doodles evolved a coat that makes them look like popcorn chicken in order to (duh!) hunt buckets of popcorn chicken.

My ancestors would stroll into a primordial Popeyes (NEVER Chik-Fil-A), casually saunter up next to the Glo-Ray fry dump, curl up under the heat lamp, and eat their fill. Slink over to the soda machine and wash their muzzles in Mountain Dew, then go hang in the sun and snap selfies to post on Pictagram, which was what we called the big limestone cave where we held our raves and posted petroglyphs of . Stay hydrated Party people!!! ✌🏼 🙏 ✌🏼

I’m thinking about quitting the therapy game to become an influencer.

I resemble this remark...

Happy Holidays dear friends!