Earthquake

Prince William named sexiest bald man alive? As a straight man I even know that's not true.

The City of Syracuse can you confirm?

How Syracuse would look if the The Onondaga Parkway Bridge was built a few feet higher...

Syracuse to Rename West Genesee Street to "Construction Road" Due to Perpetual Roadwork - Live from the 315! Syracuse, New York – In a tongue-in-cheek response to a never-ending cycle of construction, Syracuse city officials have decided to rename West Genesee Street to “Construction Zone Avenue.” This change aims to reflect the street’s perennial state of roadwork and provide a humorous take on a ...

I asked AI to make new meme templates and I'm not disappointed. Which ones should I use?

Aww come on, they're just excited right meow...

This is taking some getting used to...

https://livefromthe315.com/2023/09/11/truck-drivers-that-hit-onondaga-lake-parkway-bridge-to-receive-limited-edition-i-hit-the-onondaga-lake-parkway-bridge-and-all-i-got-was-this-lousy-shirt-swag/

Truck Drivers that Hit Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge to receive limited-edition 'I Hit the Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge and all I got was this lousy shirt' swag - Live from the 315! Truck Drivers Hitting Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge to Receive Exclusive Commemorative T-Shirt Syracuse, New York – In a lighthearted twist on an ongoing saga, truck drivers who find themselves in an unintentional embrace with the infamous Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge will now receive a token of th...

Syracuse Dairy Farm Breeds First Brown Cows that actually make Chocolate Milk - Live from the 315! A Dairy Delight: Breaking New Ground in Milk Production with Unique Cattle Breeding In a groundbreaking development that has delighted both the farming community and milk enthusiasts, a Syracuse dairy farm has achieved a remarkable feat by successfully breeding brown cows that yield rich and delicio...

There, I made you cry again. Tell your therapist I sent you.

I guess...

Tom from MySpace Agrees to Referee Elon Musk - Mark Zuckerberg Boxing Match in Colosseum - Live from the 315! In a surprising turn of events, the highly anticipated boxing match between tech moguls Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg is set to take place in none other than Rome’s iconic Colosseum. Adding an unexpected twist to this already momentous event, MySpace founder Tom Anderson has agreed to step into th...

Village of Manlius Announces plan to replace Faye with Surveillance Drone - Live from the 315! From Tragedy to Technology – A Futuristic Feathered Companion Takes Flight in Honor of Faye In a bittersweet announcement that blends sorrow and technological innovation, the Village of Manlius reveals its plan to introduce a surveillance drone as a replacement for the beloved Faye the Swan. Follo...

Just kidding I thought of one more...who's trying to go to this with me?

Okay, I'm done now.

Have you ever been so hungry you could eat a (horse) swan?

I grieve through humor, sue me.

You'll float too.

You really can buy anything on Facebook Marketplace.

Coming soon to a theatre near you.

Directed by Andrés Muschietti.

ATTENTION OUT OF TOWNERS: Foreign & domestic Weather Balloons (spy related or otherwise) are NOT permitted to pass under the The Onondaga Parkway Bridge.

If they attempt to do so, we will monitor them until they have passed the bridge and then shoot them down.

Too soon?

https://www.syracuse.com/news/2022/12/cazenovia-college-to-close-after-nearly-200-years.html

Paulie Walnuts wore it better, don't @ me.

R.I.P. Tony Sirico, the world has lost another legend.

I have the body of a god! Specifically, these gods with dad bods.

Boris Johnson gets to keep his bad haircut! I wish I was confident enough to go out in public looking like that.

BREAKING: Man who assaulted Dave Chappelle: at Netflix Is A Joke event banned from attending the Oscars for 10 years.

***ne ***ne

The Syracuse University Dome is no longer going to be ironically named after an air conditioning company, Carrier. It will now be named after JMA Wireless. The Dome is notorious for not having great air conditioning or a great wireless reception. They might start calling it the "Great Pizza & Cheap Beer Dome" next!