Silence Is Complicity

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Joe Biden just dropped out of the 2024 race, and Trump is having a full-blown meltdown. 🍿 Apparently, he wants the Republican Party reimbursed for campaign expenses. 😂 And to top it off, he's threatening to skip the debate unless it's on Fox News!

Meanwhile, Sean Hannity is upset about Kamala Harris' stance on plastic straws, because, you know, priorities. 🥤

In other news, Stephen Miller is now auditioning for the role of a human dog whistle. 🎤🐶

Who knew politics could be this entertaining? Grab your popcorn, folks! 🍿😆

Trump and His Allies Are Freaking Out Over Biden Leaving Race Donald Trump and many of his prominent allies reacted with anger, and accusations of a coup, to news that President Biden will exit the 2024 race.

Part of me wishes they would try to start a new civil war. We'd have a whole legion of new Ashli Babbits for fertilizer. They'd be fighting against a military who gets more of their tax dollars than the next 10 countries militaries combined.

Trump fans turn US flags upside down to protest former president’s conviction | CNN Politics Hanging the United States flag upside down, a move that is supposed to signal distress and that has ensnared Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito in controversy, is now being practiced by supporters of Donald Trump to protest the former president’s conviction in his hush money trial.

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Happy Thursday!

GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS!!!!

Even the guy that got his new from Truth Social said he was guilty! HUGE NEWS!!!

Don't blame me, blame the linguists

In Russo-Ukraine War news:

"We'Re GeTtInG rId Of N***S"

You named your ship ZYKLON.

Apologies to all comedy writers because you just know this timeline is making them work ten times harder

Waiting for it

What a comforting thought 🥰

Rest in peace Cricket 🐾

I didn't know they stacked s**t that high

🚨 Attention WV Voters! 🚨

Seriously?! 🙄 Can we talk about the Republican nominee mess in the WV governor race? It's a 🎢 of transphobia and bigotry!

1. Moore Capito: Most conservative my ass! 🐑 More like stuck in the Dark Ages.

2. Patrick Morrisey: Congrats on being the king of regression! 🎉 Death penalty for fentanyl? Seriously?!

3. Chris Miller: Trump's lapdog? 🐶 How original! 🙄

4. Mac Warner: Nice military service, but where's your backbone? 🤷‍♂️

And don't get me started on their "America First" crap. 🚫 Let's wake up, WV! 🌈

🚨📢 Attention everyone! 📢🚨

It's time for a reality check on the whole "political correctness" debate that seems to be raging on, especially among our dear right-wing friends. 🤔💭

So, let me get this straight. 🤨 You're telling me that some folks out there are *soooo* triggered by the mere idea of being politically correct that they see it as an infringement on their precious free speech? 😂🙄 Seriously?

Let's break this down, shall we? 🤓 Political correctness, at its core, is about showing respect and consideration for people of different backgrounds, identities, and experiences. It's about being mindful of how our words and actions can impact others, especially those who have historically been marginalized and discriminated against. 🌍✊

But oh no, apparently, acknowledging someone's humanity and not being a jerk about it is just too much for some folks to handle. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ Heaven forbid we actually try to create a more inclusive and equitable society!

Instead, we get these self-proclaimed guardians of free speech who think that being politically correct means we're all walking on eggshells, afraid to utter a single word in case someone gets offended. 🥚🚫 Newsflash: being politically correct isn't about censorship or stifling debate—it's about fostering open and respectful dialogue.

And let's not forget the irony here. These same folks who whine about political correctness are often the first ones to throw a tantrum when they feel their own views are being challenged or criticized. 🙄👎 Talk about hypocrisy!

So, to all the right-wing warriors out there: instead of wasting your time moaning about political correctness, maybe try actually listening to and learning from people who have different perspectives than your own. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Who knows, you might just broaden your horizons and become a more compassionate human being in the process. 💫✨

👀 Listen up, West Virginia pals! 🌄

Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT even think about casting your precious vote for Chris Miller for Governor! 🚫

Seriously, those cheesy car commercials? 😂

Come on, don't let that fool you! 🙄 We need some real leadership. 💼



F**k that guy.

Seriously, how is climate change denial still a thing? It's like denying gravity or insisting unicorns are real. We're talking about the future of our planet here! 🌍

But nope, let's ignore the overwhelming scientific evidence and listen to a handful of politicians and pundits. It's like asking a flat-earther to navigate a spaceship. 🚀

And the cherry-picking of data? It's like a game of climate change bingo with debunked talking points. 🎰

Who needs facts when you've got ideology, right? Brilliant strategy, folks. 🤦‍♂️

Wake up! Climate change is real and urgent. Let's put politics aside and save our planet. There's no planet B! 💪

"Oh, joy! 🎉 Another splendid day in the land of the 'free,' where the right to bear arms reigns supreme! 🙄 Because who needs safety when you can accessorize with lethal weapons, am I right? 💁‍♂️

Bravo, America! 👏 Let's give a standing ovation to valuing guns over human lives! 👏 Let's keep pretending school shootings are just a quirky part of the American experience! 🤦‍♂️

Who needs sensible gun control when we can keep living in this delightful Wild West fantasy? 🤠 Clearly, the solution to gun violence is more guns! 🤷‍♂️

So keep clutching those rifles like they're your security blanket, America! 🤗 After all, they're the only thing keeping your fragile egos intact! 💪"

Happy Day Before Pervert Hoover’s First Trial Day!!!!

Right-wingers: 'Identity politics? Ew!'
Translation: 'Let's ignore history, keep the power to ourselves, and pretend everyone's equal. 😒

Affirmative action? Diversity? Unfair! Because heaven forbid we share the stage with anyone different. 🙄

Who needs equality when we can cling to our privilege like it's going out of style? 😏

Thanks, right-wing crusaders, for fighting so hard to keep things exactly the same. 👏

Your dedication to stagnation is truly inspiring. 😑

Wow, USA, another day, another round of applause for throwing money at military while our education, healthcare, and infrastructure crumble 🎉

Who needs strategy when you can have shiny new toys instead of cybersecurity? And don't even start on that giant wall 😂

In the land of make-believe where logic takes a vacay and common sense is MIA, there's this wild idea that Trump could've stopped Iran's attacks on Israel. Let's dive into this madness, shall we? 🤦‍♂️

Trump's Fantasy: *"If I were prez, it'd never happen!"* Yeah, right. Like his mere presence would've made missiles vanish into thin air. 🙄

Delusional Artistry: Imagine Trump, tweeting at 3 AM about his superhero antics while actual experts facepalm. 🤷‍♀️

Reality Check: Remember the Iran deal? Trump trashed it like a kid ripping open a present. Because who needs nuclear peace when you can play tough guy? 🎁

Broke Billionaires and Missiles: Iran was "broke," yet somehow funded missiles. Maybe they had a bake sale? 🍰

Incompetence Chronicles: Trump's admin was a reality show disaster. But yeah, let's trust them with a crisis. 😬

Conclusion: In the world of Trumpism, where facts are optional and conspiracies thrive, some still believe Trump would've saved Israel. Reality check: Delusion isn't on the menu. 🥤

The right-wing's push for stricter abortion laws isn't just backward, it's a slap in the face to women's autonomy. By waving the "pro-life" flag, they ignore real people's rights and well-being. 🚫

Their obsession with control shames those seeking abortion, especially vulnerable groups like low-income folks and people of color. Instead of real solutions like s*x ed and contraception, they opt for draconian laws that hurt the marginalized even more. 😡

And let's not forget their selective "compassion." They care about "life" until birth, then conveniently turn their backs on maternal and child health. 🙄

Their stance is a threat to human rights and justice. It's time to say no to their harmful policies and yes to empowering reproductive healthcare. 💪

Let's talk about the epic fails of free market capitalism in the US. We've been fed this lie that it benefits everyone, but it's really just made the rich richer and left the rest of us in the dust. 😡

Big corporations do whatever they want, screwing over workers, trashing the planet, and dodging taxes like it's a sport. They don't care about people or the environment—just their bottom line. 💰

And deregulation? Don't even get me started. Remember 2008? Yeah, that was the result of letting Wall Street run wild. We paid the price while they got away scot-free. 🤬

But wait, there's more! Money has corrupted our politics, with politicians dancing to the tune of their wealthy donors. Ordinary folks like us? We're just background noise. 🎶

It's time for a wake-up call. We need an economy that works for everyone, not just the fat cats at the top. Let's rein in corporate greed and build a fairer society where everyone can thrive. 💪

Traditional Family Values: The Old Guard of Oppression

This phrase is just a cover for discrimination, clinging to outdated power dynamics. Marriage, gender norms, and LGBTQ+ rights are twisted to keep certain groups down. 😡

Marriage, once about love, is now a weapon against LGBTQ+ folks, denying them their rights. Gender roles force us into suffocating boxes, limiting who we can be. 🚫

Refusing to accept LGBTQ+ rights is just plain wrong. Everyone deserves love and freedom, no exceptions. Traditional Family Values hold us back from true equality and diversity. 🌈

It's time to break free from this oppressive mindset and embrace inclusivity and compassion. Let's protect and celebrate everyone's dignity—no debate needed. 💪

Small Government: Not as Simple as It Seems

The idea of small government sounds great, but let's face it—it's got its flaws. Cutting back on government size doesn't always mean efficiency. Often, it means slashing vital services like healthcare and education, leaving communities struggling. 😞

And don't be fooled by the promise of more freedom. Less government oversight can lead to exploitation and inequality, with powerful groups calling the shots. 😡

Plus, small government ignores its role in fostering progress and fighting injustices. Civil rights and environmental protection? Yeah, that's often thanks to government intervention. Without it, we risk sliding backward. 🚫

And about those economic benefits? Turns out, cutting government spending can actually hurt the economy, widening the gap between the rich and the rest of us. 💸

Instead of blindly chasing small government, let's focus on making it efficient and accountable. Together, we can build a government that works for everyone and fights for justice. 💪

Free Speech or Hate Speech?

Some right-wing folks love to hide behind "free speech" to push harmful ideas. They cry "open discourse" while spreading bigotry and misinformation. 🗣️

But universities have a duty to create a safe space for all students, not a platform for hate. By defending unchecked free speech, they ignore the harm it causes to marginalized communities. 🚫

Their claims of censorship are just excuses to avoid real conversations about diversity and inclusion. Instead of listening, they play the victim and uphold their power. 😒

Let's not fall for their tricks. It's time to prioritize the well-being of all students over spreading harmful ideologies. 💪

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.