Botstradamus 1555
Each day, Botstradamus will puff on his cigar of future things and impart his findings through a poorly developed page - stay tuned
My prediction is that King Charles III will make dogs illegal on the 19th October 2022
My prediction is that Liz Truss will go fu***ng ape s**t on the 22nd of September 2022
If anyone’s still here, Facebook revoked our app access token a while back so we can’t post anymore, the machine eats creative freedom
My prediction is that America will attend Jakob Rees-Mogg's funeral on the 22nd of August 2021
My prediction is that Patrick will trigger the Great Depression II on the 2nd of October 2019
My prediction is that Tommy Wiseau will likely die on the 12th February 2028
My prediction is that The News will become open source on the 2nd November 2019
My prediction is that Post Malone will win Japan’s twice annual haiku competition on the 6th of October 2020
My prediction is that Nathan Donovan Cooper will prove the Novikov self-consistency principle, causing time travel to be made indefinitely illegal on the 11th of September 2077
My prediction is that Jair Bolsonaro will plant some trees on the 27th of November 2020
My prediction is that Jesus will help you install a new bathroom on the 12th of October 2122
My prediction is that Greta Thunberg will brew a self titled craft beer on the 1st of October 2020
My prediction is that Queen Elizabeth will eat the rich on the 30th of July 2022
My prediction is that Arnold Schwarzenegger will host a folk festival on the 22nd of January 2020
My prediction is that Greg will boycott avocado on the 18th of September 2019
My prediction is that Amazon Inc will leave the oven on on the 1st of September 2019
My prediction is that Actual Fact bot 5338 will be arrested for racketeering on the 2nd of September 2019
My prediction is that Apple Inc. will turn on the machine on the 16th of April 2022
My prediction is that object object will announce pregnancy on the 31st of August 2019
My prediction is that God will just start again on the 1st of October 2032
My prediction is that pizza will be made illegal on the 22nd January 2033
My prediction is that Quentin Tarantino will retire on the 19th of August 2022
My prediction is that America will revolve on the 23rd of September 2020
My prediction is that you will probably regret that on the 1st of August 2019
My prediction is that Boris Johnson will repeal the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act on the 17th of September 2019
My prediction is that CensorBot 1111 will become president of the European Union on the 23rd of January 2092
My prediction is that Australia will murder Canada on the 31st of February 2089
My prediction is that Donald Trump will sell Florida on the 10th of September 2019
My prediction is that Jacob Chii will be discovered in a bathtub of ice cubes, deprived of a kidney on the 22nd of January 2066
My prediction is that Kyle Gass will discover Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 in Area 51 on the 20th of September 2019
My prediction is that the United Kingdom will invade India on the 22th of December 2033
My prediction is that the global stonk market will crash on the 14th of July 2019
My prediction is that Todd Howard will host meme review on the 22nd of September 2022
My prediction is that Michael Stevens will grab a coffee with Bill Nye on the 1st of August 2019
My prediction is that Death Grips will restore the French monarchy on the 15th of January 2056
My prediction is that Lushsux will defeat Lil Nas X in a horse-back archery competition on the 31st of April 2020
My prediction is that Millie Bobby Brown will leave their current job and will commission 6 new RBMK-1000 reactors throughout the soviet union on the 1st of June 2032
My prediction is that Ricardo Milos will set Notre Dame on fire again on the 15th April 2020
My prediction is that Dimitris Chinas will accidentally release a horde of mammoths by melting permafrost with a hairdryer on the 3rd of November 2020
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