Guzzlers Softball

Guzzler Nation would like to welcome the newest edition to the family, Miss Ali Rae Moffet born August 9, 2011 and weighing in at 7 pounds 12 ounces. and 20 inches long. From all the Guzzlers congrats Ryan and Kate!

After some recent developments, Evridge can't make it there has been some changes to the line-up and potentially positions:
1. Greg Lovell P/OF
2. Woith SS/2B
3. LL DH/2B
4. Cousin Steve Lovell P/OF
5. Frodo 3B/2B
6. Moffet SS/1B
7. Wild Thing OF
8. Catch 22 C
9. Murph OF
10. Magoogler OF/1B
11. Greg Buddy 1 OF
12. Greg Buddy 2 OF

HOT OFF THE WIRE GUZZLER NATION! Guzzlers open the Goose with a bye and play the winner of Game 12 on Saturday 11:30 AM at Stodden Park field 3!!!! BEST DRAW IN YEARS!!!

This just in Guzzler Nation the game 1 batting order:
1. Greg Lovell
2. Woith
3. LL
4. Man Dime
5. Frodo
6. Moffet
7. Wild Thing
8. Catch 22
9. Murph
10. Magoogler
11. Cousin Steve Lovell
12. Greg Buddy 1
13. Greg Buddy 2
Now we anxiously await our draw on this selection tuesday! God bless the goose!

Breaking News Guzzler Nation Gus Chubbins is reporting straight out of the penal league the orignial bad boy of Guzzler Softball is back, 99 THE WILD THING Mikey Rasmussen, the 9's, Puddin, the babe, red headed keith urban, 42 is confimed for the Goose! He will be boarding a plane from Viva Las Vegas Friday Morning, the night after his performance at the house of Blues! As Mikey says "GET EXCITED" Goose 1 week away!

Great News Guzzler Nation, Yesterday the international man of mystery Double 0, not bond, Russell "The Muscles" Woith inked a deal with the Guzzlers, and he will be back in Texas Orange joining Guzzler Nation at the Goose!

Wild Thing is back on the radar Guzzler Nation, and its only one week away from Selection Monday! This year's goosetown theme brotherhood! A lot going on and we all need to come together like the band of brothers we are!

Wk 2 Guzzler Pre-season softball in Seattle: Mattocks missed the game to work on his golf stroke, Man Dime Evridge finally found his stroke, & now is working on catching pop ups instead of popping out, LL hit & fielded like a diabolical DH, & the highlight of the Double Dose, was catch 22, catching a bat to the face & earning a trip to the ER where he was 6 for 6 on sticthes. Goosetown here we come Go Guzz!

Need to round out the Goose Roster sitting at 9 as of today (as long as Ali Rae doesn't arrive early). Rumor is flying around that Wild Thing is out, but no one can reach him to confirm, if he is in that gives us 10. Any suggestions on recruiting boys?

It was definitely an opening day performance for the Guzzler quartet! Lovell 1 HR 2 strike outs, you tellin me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball. Mattocks looked like pig pen diving for numerous balls and had a Dorn moment, Evridge had a case of the pop ups probably because Keilli was watching and Tim unhitched the plow to get to first, but then hitched up around the rest of the bases gunned down at 3rd

Tonight 1/4 of the Guzzlers will take the field together in their first tune up double header of the season! Only a few weeks away until the Goose!

The Bash Brothers (LL and Man Dime Everidge) and Coach begin their preseason training next week with Cooper's softball, a farm club in Magnolia league! Also, frodo Baggins has already spent over one hundred dollars on new softball threads! ITS GOOSETOWN BABY! GET EXCITED

Where in the world is Gus Chubbins?!?

Guzzler Nation: Who thinks it would be a great idea of Mike "wild thing" Rasmussen and Scott "Mr. Goo, Goo, Googenheimer, Gooberham, Twinkle toes, Ling Ling, Panda Popout" Moved to the Emerald city to join their Guzzler brethren?

The piper has been paid! Check sent in today to Bill Hill to secure the Guzzlers spot in the D2 dance for 2011!!!!

From the wire on ESPN "the ocho" Mike the Wild Thing Rasmussen has signed his 2011 contract with the Guzzlers. In other news The Living Legend Gus Chubbins is back in the studio and will soon start broadcasting season Deaux of the Gus Chubbins show!

Guzzler Nation, its getting to be close to that time of year again, dust off the mits, lace up the boombahs, and polish the bats, Goosetown will be here before you know it! Be on the look out for your annual call from coach! And for God sakes get out there and start training, we were so close to being toilet bowl champions, can you taste it...wait a minute!

From the wire on ESPN 8 "The Ocho" Guzzler Slugger and outfielder G.I. Josh has signed a contract in the Emerald City and will be joining: Coach, LL, and Maddog Frodo Baggins in Seattle. In the rumor mill the Guzzlers are in talks with the Wild Thing to also make a move to Seatown, more to come as this story develops.

Guzzlers Winter, Meetings, and Spring Training Officially Scheduled for March 16-20 Spokane, WA. Somebody wake up Chubbins!!!!

The Guzzlers, are more than a softball team. We stand as a band of brothers and a fellowship of friends united by something very special. I have greatly appreciated all of your support and prayers, through this difficult time. I am truly blessed to have each of you in my life, I think the golden girls said it best, Thank you for being my friend-Coach

Guzzler Nation: Softball season maybe put to bed for its annual hibernation, but the memories are still there Check out Christy Wankel's photos of Goosetown 2010. The greatest Guzzler performance ever! Please make sure we thank Christy for doing another wonderful job of capturing the awesomeness that is Guzzler softball!

Capture Moments of the 2010 Guzzlers! Guzzler Nation, Guzzlers Softball Inc. is looking for any photos that may have been taken during the 2010 Goosetown tournament, if you've got em post em and spread the legend that is Guzzler Softball!

Thank you to everyone for a wonderful Goosetown 2010! It was an extraordinary weekend, with more memories and adventures to add to the Guzzler Softball lore! Can't wait to see what Goosetown 2011 bring as our legend continues!!!

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Guzzler Nation: This just in, there is speculation that the second coming of Ted Williams, may make an appearance at the Goose! That's right be on the look out for Forde!

Guzzler Nation: Breaking News!!! Just received a call from Bill Hill. He found the error in the bracket and the Guzzlers have been moved back to D2. Our new game time is 8:00 am at the Copper Mountain Field 1 in Butte. Pregame is between 7 and 730 am! Go Guzz!

G-U-Z-Z-L-E-R-S GUZZLERS GUZZLERS ARE THE BEST!!!

Part 2 of the selection monday show

Gus Chubbins Show Selection Show (part 2) Gus chubbins continues his selection special with the skip.

Guzzler Nation: Gus Chubbins is live and on the air! Its selection Monday and the Living Legend talks Guzzler Goosetown Softball

Gus Chubbins Show Selection Monday Special (part 1) Gus Chubbins airs a special show for Selection Monday.

Guzzler Nation: The Brackets are out and the Guzzlers, are the Number 1 seed in the D1 bracket. Game 1 Kicks off Saturday 9:15 AM At the complex Field #2! Pre-game start at 8:15 am! The Road to Music City, We are playing for Nashville!!!