Yo Momma

so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."

Yo momma so beautiful

YO MOMA SO DUMB SHE TRIED TO CLIMB MOUNTAIN DEW

yo momma glasses are so tick , a blind man could see through them

yo momma so bald that when she took shower she got brainwashed

hey guys. show me the best yo momma u've got

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

i need some *yo momma* here.

so short she can do push-ups under the door.

so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

so short she models for trophys.

so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family.

so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."

Yo momma so dumb she was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday

so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

so dumb when asked on an application, "S*x?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out

Yo momma so dumb she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

Yo momma so dumb she told everyone that she was "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.

Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo momma so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not permitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.