Things Jack Says
Most of the time he speaks first; thinks later. Result: Hilarity, Perspective and Authenticity
23/09/2023
🍁🍂It’s Fall y’all! Time for cool weather, bonfires, caramel apples, and pumpkins. 🎃 Enjoy every minute!
Pic: My boy when he was a wee little thing.
While driving to the farm:
Me: "Oh no. Her tail is going up. Is Angel pooping?!"
Jack: "YES! On Ellie! She's sh****ng on Ellie."
Me: "Get a tissue!"
Jack: "Where?! WHERE?!?" After he finds the tissue: "I CAN'T FIND THE
POO. I CAN'T SEE IT. PULL OVER!"
So I pull over on the highway, we clean the poo, and drive away.
Jack: "SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN!"
Welcome to road tripping with a goat.
22/07/2020
I thought Jack using a cookie sheet to do his ironing was the funniest thing until he told me he was using the microwave to dry his underwear.
I was in the kitchen opening a can of tuna. Jack walks in swinging his lacrosse stick and knocks the can across the kitchen and splatters me with tuna. In all sincerity Jack says to ME: "Ugh. Can't you be more careful?"
Amelia (5yo niece), Day 9 of Social Distancing: “Mom, someone sh***ed in the toilet.”
Jack: “Chick-fil-A is closing. That’s it, the world is ending as we know it.”
Jack: “Nice. It takes the Coronavirus to finally get some good food in the house. Nice.”