Apexfun

I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow simply because life is too short to cry for anything!!

''M.S''

Teacher to boy:
To keep ur character gud, thinkevery girl as ur sister.
Intelgent boy:
Bt thinkin every girl as my sister wil make my father's character
bad

''M.S''

Missing someone is a part of loving them. If you’re never apart, you’ll never really know how strong your love is.

''M.S''

Full on Attitude….
He Said : "I LOVE U"
I Said :
"Oh mah GoD !!
I love ME too……."
;(

•• ѕнυвнaм.g ••

"Its a pity that Most of us live Our Whole life On Default Settings, Never Realizing
that we can Actually Customize it.":)
-
Be unique!

•• ѕнυвнaм.g ••

For the Girls of India
Don't just Rest In Peace. Disturband stab everyone and the conscience of India with the power of your soul until you get the deserved justice. Be themilestone from where India takes its turn from a pre-womanhood to an in-womanhood era.
Cheer Up! You are alive! And the Mission is On!
JAI HIND

Amazing Love Story:
A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE
with kanjoos Girl..:O
Girl: Jab Dad so jyenge to mai
gali me SIKKA
fekungi,
awaaz sunke tum turant andar
aa jana.
Lekin Boy sikka fekne k 1
ghante baad aaya.:-|
Girl:Itni der kyo laga di?;->
Boy:Wo mai sikka DHUND rha
tha.. :D
Girl-pagal wo to "DHAAGA
BAANDH" k feka tha,
wapas khich liya..
''M.S''

Saw two guys communicating in sign language.
Before I could start feeling sorry for them,
they spit the Gutkha and started talking 8-| =)) X_X :O >=)
''M.S''

Height Of Student Talent.
Teachr: U Just Got 5 Marks & Still UR
Laughing
Student:I'm Wondering How I Got 5
Marks Even I Wrote 'honey singh ' s
hooka bar ' Lyrics:D
''M.S''

Father: Nalayak paros ki larki ko
dekh wo 1st aai hay. .
Son: or kitna dekhon usi ko to
dekh dekh k fail ho gya hun..:-P :-D
Kidhar jaen HUm Ghareeb aur MASOOM
larkay !! :-D :-D
''M.S''

Math Ke Master Ne Ek Din Class
Mein
Pappu Se Puchha
Master: “ Agar Main Tumhe 2
Billi
Du,
Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur
Du
To
Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho
Jayengi...??
Pappu: Ji 7
Master: “ Nahi, Mera Sawal
Dobara
Dhayan Se Suno, Agar Main
Tumhe
2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir
2 Billi
Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni
Billiya Ho
Jayengi.?
Pappu: “Master Ji 7
Master: “ Hmm, Main Tumhe
Alag
Tarike Se Samjhata Hun, Agar
Main
Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du
Aur
Fir 2
Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas
Kitne Se Seb Ho Jayenge.....??
Pappu: “Ji 6 ”
Master Khush Hote Hue: “
Bahut
Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2
Billi
Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi
Aur
Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni
Billiya Ho
­Jayengi......? ­? ­
Pappu: abe kitni baar
bolu 7
Master Ko Ab Gussa Aa
Gaya Aur Vo
Pappu Ko Gaaliya Dete Hue
Bola
Master: “ Abe Sale Tere Pas 7
Kidhar
Se Ho Jayengi....??
Pappu: abe
kameenay Kyun ki mere Paas
Ghar
Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai.. :p
=D
''M.S''

Sometimes you have to stop worrying. Have faith that things will work out, maybe not how you planned, but just how they're supposed to.

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….
1. No
2. I need sm time to think
3. I have always seen u as a friend
4. I already have a boy friend
5. We should concentrate on studies
6. u dnt no me yet? this is infatuation.
Six answers given by a ßOY when he is proposed…… …..
1.Yes
2.Yes
3.Yes
4.Yes
5.Yes
6.Yes =>This proves that guys are ßetter...
Humans than girls and they ßelieve more in spreading love ♥
''M.S''

Without knowing anything &
Acting like doing something,
Is called...
Nothing other than
"studying"

''M.S''

Boy :- Main 18 Saal ka hoonor
tum ...............
Girl :- Main bhi 18 Saal ki
hoon ...............
Boy :- To Phir chal na
Sharmana kya
Girl :- kaha ?
Boy :- VOTE Dene
"SOCH BADLO DESH BADLEGA"

~M.S~

Making someone laugh when they're feeling down is one of the best feelings in the world.

Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

2 SAANP (snake) facebook par"
1st Snake - fuss..
2nd Snake - fuss...,
1st Snake - fuss fuss...
2nd Snake - fuss fuss....
1st Snake - fusss...fuss fuss....
2nd Snake - fuss fuss fuss.....
1st Snake - fuss fuss fuss fuss
2nd Snake - fuss fuss fuss fuss...
1st Snake - fusss...fuss... ­fusss fusss fussssss,.....
2nd Snake -bho bho bho....
1 Snake - aa gaya na aukaat pe....mujhe pata tha k fake id bana ke chat kar ra hai....

Its a Alarming Forward!
not only in India but all around
"While driving on a rural end ofthe roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket dr***d over it. For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts
running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Police and they weregoing to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised evenbefore they went out there to check....
"There are several things to be aware of ... gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.
"There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it... waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby.
" Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- willbe dragged into the woods, beaten and r***d, and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too."
DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!!
DIAL 100
AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.
"IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOURWINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR , DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.
THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND
RELATIVES.
THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVOURY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT."
Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic used. Please be safe

Girl friend aisi honi chahiye jis ki godh mein sar rakho,
to Us ka Chehra nazar na aye...!!;) =D =)) X_X :p

:: girl fb status :
The world ends in 15 days and istill dnt knw what i am going to wear :P

Father- Raat Ko Tum P*e K Room Me Gir Gye The
Beta- Kya Batau Papa
Sab Galat Sangat Ki Vajah Se Huwa He
6 Dost
6 Bear
or Unme se
5 Pite Nai ..!!

Classical insult
GIRL:-meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta he.
BOY:- to tum koi acha sa toothpaste istimaal
kyo nahi karti.:P

Double Insult :P
Girl: do u like me ?
Boy: No !!!
(girl got sad)
Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.
Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me? ? :*
Boy: No !!! :P :P