Dhat Koolkiddow Galxboy

Zahara is the only woman that agrees ku "be ndi wrongo"😲🙌

Welcome to facebook where a chicken is bigger than a bus:
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Facebook hi laptop yingak endla utwa ngi u businessman 😹😹💔

Boyfriend yawe yichava ku cinca profile picture hiku vona swak weh uta comment!

What's the point of calling me ''honey'' while you treat me like mageu 😣 😹😹

Utima light 💡 loko uku waha yetlela 😴🛌🏽 utwa xihleko xawehe hala handle 😹😹

Ndi hoxe nhloko taxini yakuya chochocho hotwa "yhoo chris brown"

So y'all girls when you say all boys are the same...

Am I anything like Jaden Smith

Tell her that she's beautiful everyday♥

I was beaten by my roommate for looking for my textbook in his wallet

Shaking your big ass can only win his dick but not his heart so please walk normal

Uku hiweh wa blinde hi dance tarven kas mehe ansefik nari kaya😹😹😹🔥

Uteke contain ya wrong uya trippin se kwala bunzini uku wapfula ukuma ti pex😂😂😂💔

The things we kiss when we are drunk😂😂😂💔

Tall girls are cute n sexy
Short girls are short n tokoloshy_

I bought a tractor instead of a GTI bcoz malema promised us free land_

People who created a clock where did you get the time_

Real men are dark! Imagine dating a guy wa serope se se yellow_

Sometimes you just have to trust god n walk out of shoprite without paying😭😹😹

I hate seeing my ex suffer becoz i once loved that soul😪💔😕

Every girl once locked up herself in her room n twerked infront of the mirror😹😹😹

The shorter the girls 💯🔥
The louder the voice
Dia rasa ditokoloshe tse😹😹🙆

I've done stupid things in my life but I've never tagged 30 people just to get 5 likes😹😹😹

I like it when this cheeseboys turn into gay

Which means more chicks to us ugly ones

I saw a pregnant lady wearing a T-shirt written "am a perfect virgin"😱😱😱😂

when sum1 with gaps eat potatoes the keep will be making chips...😏😂😂😂

Yangthola ngthin

Only Zulu parents will name twins buhle n buhlee

Am leaving Facebook if you need me uzongthola ku Facebook lite🏃🏃💨✊✊😉

Imagine sum1 who is HIV positive calling you "gaz'lam"😂😂😂

Ladies⚠️⚠️

Hey ladies pleas give amajhita sum relationship advice
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Your whatsapp status says "at gym" ever since 2013 are you planning on fighting satan ???